Those monkey JPEGs may be down in value but I am rich in laughs.

What’s Trending – Missing Apes Transcript

This is a transcript of the May 10, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Close up on Red, he appears to be judging Green.

Red: You’re laughing. Men are losing money on their bored apes and getting divorced and you’re laughing.

Panel Two

Close-up of Green, doubled over with laughter.

Green: LOL LMAO

A subtext so blatant it becomes plain text.

Launder Your Money the Trendy Way Transcript

This is a transcript of the second February 2, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is conversing with Blue, who is just off-screen.

Red: Saw another trending article today about some artist who was poor who apparently got rich on NFTs.

Panel Two

Red and Blue in the same frame.

Red: It feels like a concerted effort to drive speculation into a ponzi scheme that is going to leave a lot of folks out to dry.

Blue: Pretty much.

Panel Three

Blue elaborates on a point.

Blue: Did the article mention the money launderer who bankrolled the minting of the artist’s work so they could but the NFT to clean their illicit millions?

Panel Four

Red recalls the article.

Red: Surprisingly, the article failed to include that.

Blue: Shocking.

*smokes a cigarette and waits for the sweet release of lung cancer*

Man.

What’s Trending – “Commmunity” Transcript

This is a transcript of the second January 17, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is watching NFT idiot shenanigans trend online.

Red: The NFT community is so dumb that they spelled their hashtag with three “M’s” and got it trending.

Panel Two

Red looks to the viewer in a moment of honesty.

Red: No real joke, here. Just a quiet, sad desperation on my end for a world that makes more sense.

What do anti-vaxxers and NFT grifters have in common? They’re probably fans of Joe Rogan.

What’s Trending – Joe Rogan Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 16, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One: Blue scrolls through their phone in close up.

Blue: Joe Rogan is trending for having a guest on spreading COVID misinformation. The takes on it are unsurprising.
Read a response from on Twitter user named “Dr. Bitcoin” who was all in on Rogan’s podcast.

Panel Two: Blue addresses the viewer.

Blue: I though “Fuck, we’re about a week away from both scams really coming together to destroy us all.”
Anti-vaccine NFTs coming to the blockchain near you.
Burn through the forests and the population.

What is the opposite of “excelsior” Stan Lee fans?

What’s Trending: Stan Lee Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Dec. 14, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is reading some disturbing information.

Green: Can you believe that some dumb fucking social media manager is using Stan Lee’s Twitter account to promote an NFT release?

Panel Two

Green holds the phone up to Red.

Red: It’s like building a shooting gallery next to the Lincoln Memorial.

We do appreciate a good zealot around here.

Please note that the original Tweet has been scrubbed from the web. Can’t even call him a clown because at least clowns believe in their performances.

What’s Trending: NFTs Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Sept. 27, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is checking out the Twitter trending tab. He reads a tweet.

Green: Oh boy, another thread about NFT garbage.

Tweet: Most people who make fun of NFTs

Own zero NFTs

Have never minted an NFT

Have never participated in a community

Have never staked their NFT

Haven’t built on-top of an NFT project

Have never earned an NFT playing a game

Missed out on BAYC, Punks, Cool Cats etc.

Panel Two

Green leans forward to make a point.

Green: I’ve never slammed a door on my genitals, either, but I know enough to realize it is a dumb idea.