Did your comfort character getting hurt in the feels stab at you bitterly like a thousand blades?

You are lesser equipped to deal with emotional stakes than a goddamn fictional character, you idiot child.

Antagony Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 17th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is going to rant for a bit. Sorry.

Blue: Being on the internet, year after year, reveals to me that media literacy is dead.

Panel Two

Blue mean mugs the camera.

Blue: Maybe this is a controversial take, but I believe we need some sort of exam that people take before they are allowed to post any opinions about shows, books, or movies.

Panel Three

Blue ponders, recalling an experience she had.

Blue: I have seen suggestions that antagonistic characters should be removed from shows. Like people are allergic to conflict, which is a necessary pillar of storytelling.

Panel Four

Blue speaks her truth.

Blue: If you don’t understand the point of an antagonist you should probably not be allowed to have an opinion about storytelling.

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Here’s an oldie. Well, it’s an oldie where I come from, apparently.

The Green Room: Dusty Old Bones Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 14, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green sits at this desk, ready to lay down some truth.

Green: Wassup chumps, this is an extra special, unfiltered edition of – THE GREEN ROOM

Panel Two

Green sits at his desk, his hands folded calmly and professionally.

Green: Today we’re gonna talk about ageism. Ageism is a very serious issue today that is at the root of many problems we face as Americans.

Panel Three

Green points a finger at the reader for emphasis, laying out shocking details.

Green: For example, let’s talk microaggressions, such as when the cashier at the gas station refers to Britney Spears’ “Baby One More Time” as an oldie.

Panel Four

Green is leaning forward, a hand raised to emphasize his anger.

Green: I do not deserve that hostility.

THEY ARE NOT ASSIGNED FOR THE INSTRUCTOR’S HEALTH

My Ulcer Academia Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Oct. 6, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green takes a seat at the desk. He clears his throat.

Green: Ahem.

Panel Two

Green sits, collecting himself.

Panel Three

Green continues to collect himself.

Panel Four

Green slams his hand on the desk and raises another in the air. He leans forward, shouting out loud.

Green: WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SIGN UP FOR A GODDAMN ENGLISH CLASS AND NOT READ THE FUCKING ESSAYS?

Christopher Nolan can eat my green robot ass, too.

Mad at the Movies Transcript

This is the transcript for the Sept 2, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Green sits at the desk with his hands folder, delivering a statement.

Green: So, Patty Jenkins said some shit about streaming releases looking fake and I am getting so fucking over theatrical experience diehards. Her quote was: “Aren’t you seeing it? All of the films that streaming services are putting out, I’m sorry, they look like fake movies to me. I don’t hear about them, I don’t read about them. it’s not working as a model for establishing legendary greatness.”*

Panel Two

Green raises a finger in emphasis. He braces himself against his desk.

Green: it all smacks of elitist horseshit to me. Trying to devalue one platform in favor of one that has been losing relevance. But it also implies that people that turn to streaming to make and view things are also inherently lesser.

Panel Three

Green raises his arm in anger as he hunches over his desk.

Green: Sorry I don’t have a fucking billion dollars to make a mediocre Wonder Woman sequel and some of us would rather be able to watch movies from the controlled environment of our homes.

Panel Four

Green raises in his arm, frantic with rage.

Green: Lock me up for murdering cinema.

Source: screenrant.com/patty-jenkins-streaming-service-original-movies-response/

YOU JUST ENTERED THE GREEN ROOM

ORANGES BTFO

The Green Room: Oranges Transcript

This is the transcript for the Aug 4, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Green sits at a desk and points at the viewer.

Green: What is up, assholes, you just entered – THE GREEN ROOM. Raw, unfiltered, and extra GREEN.

Panel Two

Green sits back in his chair and extends his arms outward.

Green: First up! ORANGES!

Panel Three

Green is hunched over his desk, glowering at the camera. He has an armed raised in the air in anger.

Green: They are an awful Christmas gift! Who the fuck gives away an orange for Christmas?

Panel Four

Green sits back in his chair. His claws are folded neatly across his desk.

Green: This has been THE GREEN ROOM. Have a good night… except for you orange-giving fucks.