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What’s Trending: Beast Mode Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 16th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is reading the news on a smartphone.

Blue: “Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created. Also: Why apostle Dieter Uchtdorf is so popular; Dallin Oaks hopes for lower marriage ages; Temple Square mission to end.”

Panel Two

Blue continues to read the news… or does she? What even is reality anymore. No, this is not merely a simple transcript – this is me violating the boundary between relaying information as written and invoking something more fantastical. Transcription has driven me mad. You, reading this. Do you feel it?

Blue: “Future editions of The Beast Games to include an event involving nets, a priest, and a grade-school locker room.”

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If this Joel Olsteen news comes as a shock or even news to you, you haven’t been paying attention.

What’s Trending: Joel Osteen Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Dec. 3, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is reading trending tweets on Joel Osteen.

Red: Huh, so Joel Osteen stole thousands of dollars from his church, huh?

Panel Two

Red continues his observation.

Red: If you are shocked by the thousands of dollars hidden in the walls of a church… wait until you hear about the skeletons in the closet at the Vatican. I Vatican’t even.