Though, does this really act as a surprise at this point?

What’s Trending: Easter Surprise Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 5th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

The image depicts an Easter 2026 Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump.

Post text: Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Panel Two

Green, Red, and Blue look terrified. The panel is overlaid with a red distorted visualization indicating extreme stress.

Green: I’m so tired of living in interesting times.

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It’s like if there was a sequel to Goodfellas where they get into the White House, but instead of a movie it is real, we’re living it, and there are bodies left in the wake of these poor decisions.

What’s Trending: War Pig Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is checking the news on Green’s smartphone.

Red: Let’s just see what is going on in world news today. Oh. Oh, fuck.

Panel Two

Green looks at the phone.

Green: We’re just snatching up sitting heads of state now?

Red: Sounds like we got a new Epstein files dump coming.

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I mean, Snoop Dogg will roll over for any bag of cash. Even if it’s fake money.

What’s Trending: Downward Dogg Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 19, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is indignant and disgusted.

Red: I can’t believe Snoop Dogg performed at a Crypto Ball for Trump’s meme coin. What a sellout!

Panel Two

Blue raises a valid point.

Blue: Anyone who has followed Snoop’s career knows one thing… If the check clears, anyone can get it Doggystyle.

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Shit can still go down.

Executive Shit Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green: “I am so glad Shit is over with.”

Red: “How do you figure?”

Green: “I mean, Shit is… done.”

Panel Two

Green: “Collectively, we, as a nation, have decided Shit is over and we’re moving on. Shit got settled in an election dude.”

Panel Three

Red: “Shit is still around for another week. Shit can still stir.”

Panel Four

Green, grabbing his own face: “Shit.”

Pack it up. The stupidest comment ever has been discovered.

What’s Trending: Leonard Cohen Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is staring at his smartphone.

Green: “I wonder what comments are on this Leonard Cohen thread”

A screenshot is shown of a Twitter comment that reads: His lawyer should also consider this: MILLIONS of people who never heard the song before are now aware of it. How many thousands will buy Cohen’s music? Trump should demand a finders fee on ANY new revenue from that song going forward. @realDonaldTrump

Panel Two

Green, exasperated: “This is it. This is the comment that kills me.”