It’s like people be talkin’ without knowin’ things.

Dogfight Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 16, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green approaches Red while holding a smartphone.

Green: Did you see the teaser about Krypto in the new Superman movie?

Red: Kind of weird that Superman would name his dog after his weakness.

Panel Two

Green begins to yell, his arms raised above his head.

Green: He’s named after the planet Krypton you insufferable fucking idiot.

Panel Three

Green continues tearing into Red.

Green: I would tell you to read a fucking comic, but it seems like it was just a struggle for you to wake up breathing and not be crushed under the staggering weight of your lack of literacy you goddamn moron…

Panel Four

Green wanders away, visibly angry, raising his pincer in a dismissive gesture as Red watches.

Red: Gottem.

It still hurts.

No Justice, No Peace Transcript

This is a transcript of the July 19, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is having a conversation with Red.

Blue: Did you hear about how the Justice League Snyder Cut stuff was partially fueled by hired bots?

Red (off-screen): Oh, yeah.

Panel Two

Red explains his experience.

Red: I was a contractor on that actually.

Blue (off-screen): Really?

Red: Oh yeah, they hired a lot of us.

Panel Three

Red answers a question.

Blue: What was it like?

Red: It was kind of lame and left me feeling hollow.

Panel Four

Blue with a punchline.

Blue: Kind of like Justice League?

It was me the whole time. I keep pushing the rumors Slapstick is going to be in #MultiverseofMadness!

Manipulator? MEPHISTO? Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 28, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Red are hanging out.

Green: I have a fun new hobby.

Red: Oh? What is it?

Panel Two

A close-up on Green.

Green: I go online and post rumors I pull out of my ass about characters showing up in Marvel movies. Then when it doesn’t happen, the fanbase turns against them based on their unreasonable expectations.

Panel Three

Red stares at Green.

Green (off-screen): Mephisto in WandaVision was my masterwork.

Red: Do you do that for DC movies?

Panel Four

Green leans forward.

Green: Nah. They have it hard enough already.

The moment Jeff Bezos gets his hands on kryptonite, Superman will meet his end!

The city of Rotterdam, the Netherlands is removing part of its historic Koningshaven Bridge this summer so that Jeff Bezos' superyacht can pass through. The bridge will then be restored, potentially on the same day, a city spokeswoman said. https://t.co/RjjLRWTyy8

— The New York Times (@nytimes) February 3, 2022

What’s Trending – Luthoresque Transcript

This is a transcript of the second February 3, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is reading the news about Jeff Bezos.

Green: So Jeff Bezos, one of the richest men on Earth, is pressuring a foreign nation to destroy one of it’s own landmarks for his mega yacht.

Panel Two

Green glances at the reader.

Green: Every day his transformation into Lex Luthor grows a little more complete.