The joke here relies on everyone understanding that Green is a psychopath.

The Coming Storm Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 30th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is out for a stroll, talking to himself.

Green: You know…. I think I am going to start a podcast. I feel my views are not really represented out there on the internet.

Panel Two

Green continues strolling.

Panel Three

Green pauses, thinking.

Panel Four

Green finds another reason why he needs to start a podcast.

Green: Plus, I am the funniest guy I know.

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Literally sounded like a bucket of offal and beer being shaken around.

A Joe Rogan Experience Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Sept. 28, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green marches up to Blue. He is pissed. Blue is confused.

Green: Damn you, Blue!

Blue: What did I do?

Panel Two

Green raises his arms in frustration over being duped.

Green: You told me Joe Rogan had a podcast and I listened to it and it was terrible! It was just a sweatier version of what Marc Maron was doing a decade ago!

Panel Three

Green leans in for emphasis as Blue takes in this whirlwind of information.

Green: The worst part was, as I was listening, I kept hearing what I thought was the sound of sewage runoff being pumped through a pipe near the microphone.

Panel Four

Green storms off dismissively as Blue stands there, dumbfounded.

Green: But it just turned out to be the steroids and PCP sloshing around in his goddamn neck veins!

“You mean… I can listen to him on my phone for free and not call the pay-per-minute line?”

Prophet of a Meathead God Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Sept. 24, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red, Blue, and Green are having a spirited conversation.

Blue: Why would you pretend to be a dying child to meet Joe Rogan?

Red: Why am I not shocked that it worked?

Green: He’s my hero, dude.

Panel Two

Green lists all the ways he loves Joe Rogan.

Green: He can say whatever crap he wants to millions of people and spread misinformation. He can be a money obsessed troll with no consequences and he gets paid for it. Nobody shuts up about him. He is a god.

Blue (off-screen): Wow, you must really love his podcast.

Panel Three

Green stares blankly. He is taking in new information.

Panel Four

Green is dumbfounded.

Green: He has a podcast?

Who could it be now? *sexy sax riff*

And Introducing… Transcript

This is the transcript for the Sept 20, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Red and Blue are discussing the whereabouts of Green.

Blue: Have you seen Green at all?

Red: Not lately, he’s been spending a lot of time with his new friend.

Panel Two

Red elaborates further.

Red: Yeah, some big-time podcaster I think. Green won’t shut the fuck up about him and has been saying some weird shit he picked up from the guy.

Panel Three

Red and Blue wonder about the nature of the relationship as a mystery person approaches.

Blue: What sort of stuff is he saying?

Red: A lot of bullshit, and he won’t stop trying to push MDMA on me.

Blue: Wait… is that them?

Panel Four

A black void with a caption.

Caption: Who is Green’s new friend? Find out this week with a very special guest star!