If you can’t hear their accents, it may be that you’ve not been seeing the animated video files associated with each strip. Just click around and look very, very hard.

They’re there, I swear. This is not an attempt to dredge up more ad revenue.

Thank you for the question, ItsFriday!

Lost in Translation Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 28th 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Black void with white text.

Caption: ItsFriday Asks: I assume the language you speak is translated to human understandable English in the comics. How is your native language working?

Panel Two

Blue is first.

Blue: Actually, our native language is English. We just have wildly different accents.

Panel Three

Red chimes in as Blue continues her point.

Blue: I happen to speak with a Transatlantic accent. I thought it was fairly obvious.

Red: I’m sure it’s not hard to realize I come from Southern Texas.

Panel Four

Green is last to respond.

Green: And I speak with whatever British accent a sickly Victorian orphan spoke in.

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It’s the simple things.

Thank you for the question, CouchGregor!

Hobby Time Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 23rd 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Black void with white text.

Caption: CouchGregor Asks: What is the most comfortable element of your time?

Panel Two

Blue is first.

Blue: Bullying Red.

Panel Three

Green is second.

Green: Bullying Red.

Panel Four

Red is last to respond.

Red: I like to read.

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You brought this on yourself, AllyBear. Now the whole Discord is hopping mad.

Reader Question: Frog Chat Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 4th, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

A black void has white text, a reader question.

Text: AllyBear asks: What’s your opinion on giant frogs?

Panel Two

Blue stares at the screen, thinking about the situation.

Blue: I don’t really think about frogs in general unless I see them. Much less giant ones.

Panel Three

Blue comes to a grim realization, and it is uncomfortable.

Blue: But then I remember that frogs have cloacas. And now I am picturing a giant frog’s 3-foot wide cloaca. And now I am considering the stench of a 3-foot wide cloaca.

Panel Four

Blue stands, shaken.

Blue: All because of your question. Why are you like this?

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Good thing the guy asking the question was a friend or this would be really mean.

Read Kevin’s book, The Errant Apprentice, right now.

Reader Question: A Haunting Thought Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 2nd, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

A black void has white text, a reader question.

Text: Kevin Asks: Do the RGBots fuck?

Panel Two

Blue deadpans at the screen.

Blue: I would say “ask your mom.”

Panel Three

Blue pauses, thinking something over.

Panel Four

Blue continues speaking.

Blue: But I don’t have a spirit board on me.

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Special thanks to Couch Gregor for the question.

Ask the bots a question right here.

It’s Elemental Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 21, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

The panel depicts a black void with white text.

Couch Gregor Asks: What is the most comfortable element of your time?  

Panel Two

Blue is in “explainer” mode and relays her unique point of view.

Blue: Gold. Gold is stable and when the inevitable collapse of the American experiment happens I will be safe and secure in my bunker with my gold. It’s called the “gold standard” for a reason.

Panel Three

Red decides to make a pun and glances to the side.

Red: Good ol’ boron. It certainly ain’t bor-ing, am I right?

Panel Four

Green has pulled out a gun.

Green: You were warned about this, Red.

On this server we wear dusters, thank you very much.

Thank you Allybear for the question.

Panel One

Black background with white text that reads:

Allybear Aks: Hey bots can you combine into one big bot or would you end up looking like three kids in a trench coat?

Panel Two

Red is the first to answer.

Red: I dunno, but I am sure I’d end up at the bottom because apparently I am “good at bottoming.” I’m remarkably sturdy and can really stand up to pressure.

Panel Three

Blue conveys her anxieties on the subject.

Blue: I get nervous around trenchcoats. Actually I get nervous around anything that reminds me of Columbo. I have my reasons.

Panel Four

Green wraps up the discussion.

Green: I’m not allowed to wear trenchcoats since “the incident.”

How you visualize Blue’s costume makes the joke successful or not.

Special thanks to reader TheUberBadnik for the question. Submit your question anytime, and it might end up in the comic.

Reader Question: Halloween Costumes Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 4, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

A black void with a caption that features a reader question.

Caption: TheUberBadnik asks: Halloween is fast approaching; are are y’alls’ costumes gonna be?

Panel Two

Green is the first to answer.

Green: The Spider-Man of the RGBots Universe. I’ve been murdering mutant spiders to get enough chitin for the armor plating.

Panel Three

Red answers next.

Red: J.J. Abrams’ “Mystery Box.” I just need someone to paint the question marks on my ass.

Panel Four

Blue is the last to respond.

Blue: I’ll be going as “the Punchline.”

If you can cast a live-action adaptation of One Piece, you can cast a live-action adaptation of RGBots.

Special thanks to reader TheUberBadnik for the question. Submit your question anytime, and it might end up in the comic.

Reader Question: Live-Action Transcript

This is a transcript of the September 15, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

A black void with a caption.

Caption: TheUberBadnik asks: Who’s playing each of you in the live-action adaptation of RGBots?

Panel Two

Blue answers.

Blue: Fran Drescher with a neck extension.

Panel Three

Red offers an extreme suggestion.

Red: Seth Rogen. But pressed into a cube shape.

Panel Four

Green goes further.

Green: The cursed genetic combination of Bobcat Goldthwait and Charlie Day.

Thank you, Green, for taking valuable time out of your busy schedule as a corpse to appear in this comic.

Remember that you can ask questions of any bots to be answered in a comic!

Question Time: Sounding Off Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 28, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

The black panel features a question from TheUberBadnik@Comics.Town.

Question: How would each of you describe each other’s voices? I’ve been imagining that Blue sounds like Glados, Red sounds like Wall-E, and Green sounds like the British AI voice that reads off memes stolen from Reddit on Tiktok or Youtube

Panel Two

Blue raises her arm in explanation.

Blue: Actually, yeah, maybe like Glados if you had Amy Poehler do the initial voice and filtered it. Not a bad approximation.

Panel Three

Red answers.

Red: Patrick Stewart.

Blue (off-screen): Absolute Lie. You Bobcat-Goldthwait-Brian-Posehn-sounding bitch.

Panel Four

Green’s lifeless, disfigured corpse lies still.

Caption: *Charlie Day.

Kota sends us a question.

At least he could hug himself the whole time.

Gage sends in a question about killing gods, as nerds do. You can also read that nerd’s comic, Key to the Future’s Fate.

And remember, you can always ask the bots a question!