Nothing about the rapid eroding of alliances should have any bearing on how we think about this story whatsoever.

It’s probably nothing, right? Transcript

This is a transcript of the August 25th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green sits at a desk; beside him is a headline graphic that reads “Big T-ruble in Little Moscow.”

Green: It’s time for RGBots News. I am your anchor, Green.

Panel Two

Green reads some news from his tablet.

Green: Today it was discovered that CIA Director John Ratcliffe set down in Russia for a meeting in Moscow. Despite his name, there is no indication he is actually part rodent.

Panel Three

Green continues his story.

Green: We reached out to the CIA for a statement regarding the nature of this highly unusual meeting. The response we received was “We’re planning to do a Red Heat 2. Doesn’t that sound fun? Y’all like legacy sequels, right?”

Panel Four

Green wraps his report.

Green: There was no comment on what appeared to be several briefcases full of money at the scene.

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Next week: Killer tomatoes.

Feast or Farming Transcript

This is a transcript of the August 11th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green sits at the RGBots News desk. The story card reads “Peter Piper Picked a Pickled Plague?”

Green: Welcome to RGBots News, I am your anchor, Green.

Panel Two

Green conveys the lead story. A caption has a link to a CNN Story about Taylor Farms.

Green: More troubling news from Taylor Farms this week following several recalls, most recently involving avocados and jalapeños. Mexican food fans continue to suffer.

Caption: www.cnn.com/2026/08/10/salmonella-jalapeno-taylor-farms

Panel Three

Green hands the broadcast over.

Green: For the latest in this ongoing health crisis, we turn to Blue at the scene. Blue?

Blue: Thank you, Green.

Panel Four

Blue continues the news segment.

Blue: It has been reported that the dead are beginning to rise after consuming Taylor Farms produce and having brief, sudden bouts of terminal illnesses. The US Food and Drug Administration’s current advice is to “not worry about it.” I saw a farmworker eat a man, Green.

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