Straight outta the Czech Republic, comin’ at you from the factory.

The second most popular thing to come out of the Czech Republic that isn’t pornography.

Yeah, we talkin’ automatons, metal men, robots.

Slave to Comedy Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 20th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is apologizing to the audience for a lack of joke today.

Green: Sorry folks, no joke today.

Panel Two

Green waits for the audience to leave.

Panel Three

Green is confused, trying to understand why people are still reading the comic today.

Panel Four

Green blows up at the reader, confused and annoyed.

Green: Why the hell are you mad? You’re the ones treating me like some kind of joke-robot.

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Ever been cut with a pasta crimper?

Do you want to?

Boiling Mad Transcript

This is the transcript for the June 22, 2021 RGBots

Panel One: Red faces the viewer and addresses them.

Red: Welcome to Culinary Crackdown, the food panel show.
Today, Penne v. Rigatoni.
Chef Green, opening remarks?

Panel Two: a close-up of Green.

Green: Penne is the superior pasta shape as it allows for just enough collection of sauce as not to overpower the tastebuds when it comes to the pasta itself.
This allows for a more balanced flavor profile.

Panel Three: A close-up of Red.

Red: Thank you Chef.
Your response, Chef Blue?

Panel Four: A close up of Blue.

Blue: You raggedly little penne-eating bitch.
I will cut you where you fucking  stand you little green shit stain.

Ever had a conversation with an utter moron? How about two of them?

Bots on Bots

This is a transcript of the March 23, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One:

Blue has a hand raised while speaking.

Blue: Red, who is your favorite pop-culture robot?

Red: I dunno, Iron Man?

Blue: . . . Iron Man?
Iron Man isn’t a fucking robot.

Panel Two:

Blue and Red face each other in discussion.

Blue: He’s Robert Downey Jr. in a Costume!

Red: Well, I mean, the suit has an A.I. and it can operate by itself –

Panel Three:

Blue standing alone.

Blue: Red, you fucking idiot.
The A.I. is just a subservient tool for the human in the suite!
We need real, autonomous robotic icons disconnected from humanity.
What about you, Green? Who is your favorite pop-culture robot?

Panel Four:

Green stands with his arms raised in excitement, Red and Blue face him.

Green: I like Cyborg from that Justice League movie.

Red: Oh yeah, he’s cool.

Blue: Damn it.

*cough*

May Passion Be Your Guide Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is smoking from what appears to be a glass bong.

Panel Two

Green leans back with exaggerated distortion, narrowing his eyes.

Panel Three

Backing out, we can see that Red and Blue are also in the room with Green.

Panel Four

Green: “Damn I’m so high I’m seeing crappy robots.”