Werner Herzog – RGBots

Head Ache II

RGBots — Thu, 16 Mar 2023 19:50:42 +0000

It seems Red is coping.

Head Ache II Transcript

This is a transcript of the March 16, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red seems to be glancing at something.

Red: Okay. This is it. I fixed it.

Panel Two

Green’s corpse has a mannequin head stuck on the neck stump.

Red (off-screen): Fuck. Nevermind.

Panel Three

Red glances around.

Red: Let me try something else.

Panel Four

The mannequin head now has a Werner Herzog paper mask taped to it.

Red (off-screen): Damn it!

Werner Reviews #2

RGBots — Tue, 14 Jun 2022 11:27:59 +0000

“I give the Jack in the Box ‘Roost Fries’ an acknowledgment, but I will keep my praise withdrawn because they have yet to complete their journey.”

Werner Reviews #2 Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 14, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

A black void with a caption.

Caption: Wener Herzog Reviews Things; a performance

Panel Two

Green is back, wearing the paper mask of Werner Herzog.

Green: “The Jack in the Box Roost Fries are, in theory, an ideal combination of elements that humankind is inevitably drawn toward. Psychological vittles manifest as culinary comfort.”

Panel Three

We zoom out a bit from Green. He leans forward.

Green: “However, their execution represents the haphazard nature by which the human psyche grasps at stimuli and tries to reconfigure them into some semblance of identity.”

Panel Four

Green continues, really feeling it now.

Green: “The fries, chicken, and sauce can never truly be a cohesive whole, just as our separate embraces of stimuli never form an ideal sense of self. The spicy version, however, comes close.”

Werner Reviews #1

RGBots — Sat, 21 May 2022 11:05:44 +0000

So this is a thing now.

Werner Reviews #1 Transcript

This is a transcript of the May 21, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

A black void with text on it.

Caption: Werner Herzog Reviews Things; a performance

Panel Two

Green is disguised with a paper mask of Werner Herzog.

Green: “The Taco Bell nacho fry is a sign of mankind’s hubris that has a singular comparison to another crime against the cosmos that must be made.

Panel Three

Green continues his rant.

Green: “Indeed, it seems that the soggyness of the Nacho Fry is as much of an affront to the natural order…”

Panel Four

A closeup of Green in the mask.

Green: “… as the splitting of the atom as a tool of war. As though we have spat in the face of God himself.”