Like and subscribe, I guess. Source: https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2026/01/15/lds-news-youtubes-mrbeast-touts/

What’s Trending: Beast Mode Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 16th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is reading the news on a smartphone.

Blue: “Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created. Also: Why apostle Dieter Uchtdorf is so popular; Dallin Oaks hopes for lower marriage ages; Temple Square mission to end.”

Panel Two

Blue continues to read the news… or does she? What even is reality anymore. No, this is not merely a simple transcript – this is me violating the boundary between relaying information as written and invoking something more fantastical. Transcription has driven me mad. You, reading this. Do you feel it?

Blue: “Future editions of The Beast Games to include an event involving nets, a priest, and a grade-school locker room.”

You can ask the RGBots a question any time you’d like and they may answer it in a comic! You can help support the comic with donations and subscriptions to the webhost.

Of course, we’re gonna share the video.

Routine Pootine Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 31, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Blue are talking.

Red: Do you think we rely on scatological humor too much?

Blue: Maybe.

Panel Two

Blue gives this serious thought. It is a nuanced answer.

Blue: I think sometimes it is easier to go down that path for a cheap laugh. Not that it makes us lazy. It helps us meet deadlines.

Panel Three

Red takes this position and acknowledges its validity.

Red: I suppose that is one way of looking at it.

Green (off screen): Hey guys!

Panel Four

Green approaches them. He is staring at his phone.

Green: I just sent you a link to a video about a hippo shitting so hard that his tail twirls around like a helicopter.

What’s a little head between friends anyway?

Lindsay It Ain’t So Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 28, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One: Green holds a cellphone to Red’s face.

Green: Hey, did you hear about Lindsay Ellis?

Panel Two: Red looks at the viewer.

Red: The dumbest thing going on right now?
The latest reason why people should be licensed and require a psych-evaluation to use social media?

Panel Three: Red turns to face Green.

Red: It’s a brutally dumb saga of someone posting a toothless criticism and people freaking out, making her freak out in turn, and later try to ride the drama for profit which didn’t pan out.

Panel Four: Green leans toward Red thoughtfully with a finger on his chin while Red stares on.

Green: Oh, I was gonna say I just discovered a YouTuber called Lindsay Ellis who does video essays.
What’s all this about?

Red: You have a fun road before you.