Everything sure is great over at Discovery Warner Bros. right now. No red flags at all!

Kill Your Darlings Transcript

This is a transcript of the August 2, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is rocking back and forth with his knees clutched to his chest as Red and Blue watch on.

Red: What’s wrong with Green?

Blue: Discovery Warner Bros. canceled him.

Panel Two

Red is surprised.

Red; Wow, I didn’t know he had a project with the studio.

Blue: He doesn’t.

Panel Three

Red is alarmed.

Red: They can do that?!

Blue: Apparently.

Panel Four

Green relives the trauma.

Green: Zaslav held the gun to my head and everything… He just kept screaming at me “are you scripted? ARE YOU SCRIPTED CONTENT?”

What do anti-vaxxers and NFT grifters have in common? They’re probably fans of Joe Rogan.

What’s Trending – Joe Rogan Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 16, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One: Blue scrolls through their phone in close up.

Blue: Joe Rogan is trending for having a guest on spreading COVID misinformation. The takes on it are unsurprising.
Read a response from on Twitter user named “Dr. Bitcoin” who was all in on Rogan’s podcast.

Panel Two: Blue addresses the viewer.

Blue: I though “Fuck, we’re about a week away from both scams really coming together to destroy us all.”
Anti-vaccine NFTs coming to the blockchain near you.
Burn through the forests and the population.

PLEASE SEND FOOD SHE IS STARVING

Late Stage Capitalism Transcript

This is the transcript for the Aug 17, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Green strikes up a conversation with Blue.

Green: Hey Blue, what did you have for dinner last night?

Panel Two

Blue stares at him and bares her soul and struggle.

Blue: I am so poor I had to scrounge around a dumpster behind a supermarket, but security caught me at took the food away.

Panel Three

Blue continues to elaborate about the desperation she faces.

Blue: So, in short, I ate nothing. I am so, so very hungry.

Panel Four

Green is oblivious.

Green: I had a steak with potatoes!

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Commercial Break #4

This is a transcript of the March 16, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One:

Blue stands facing the viewer.

Blue: YOUR WATER IS NOW OUR WATER.

Panel Two:

A close-up on Blue’s lack of face.

Blue: THOSE WHO WISH TO DRINK MUST PAY LEGAL TENDER TO SATISFY THE DEMANDS OF THE INVESTORS.

Panel Three:

Still the close-up. Still no face.

Blue: THIS IS THE LAW OF THE LAND.

Panel Four:

Blue raises an arm, looking up.

Blue: Sponsored by Nestlé.

The good news is that some of those movies are available for home streaming.

The bad news is that she probably can’t afford them.

Capitalism leads to impulses that some would call… unnatural.

KILL THE PLANTS

PUT THEM IN JARS

YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY

RGBots get real.

Commercial Break #1 Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is speaking to the reader.

Green: You begin to feel cold. Your body is giving out. The flesh machine that you are is shutting down. In your death bed you feel your eyelids grow heavy.

Panel Two

Green leans forward to put emphasis on these lines.

Green: The fatigue of realization of an unremarkable existence begins to settle over you. Your disinterested progeny turn to one another, discussing how they will divide up your meager, pointless possessions as you finally fade.

Panel Three

A closer view of Green, as though he is leaning in.

Green: Your wheezing death rattle does not register with them as they are debating who will keep your collection of ceramic clowns.

Panel Four

A black panel with white text. There is a slogan: You can’t outrun your mortality, but for everything else there is Nike©.