Hey, this previous comic paid off in the most horrifying way imaginable… so far.

What’s Trending: NeuralinkedIn Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 29, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is conveying some disturbing news to Green.

Red: Did you hear the first Neuralink implant in a human happened?

Panel Two

Green holds up a gun and points it at Red.

Green: Say “psych,” motherfucker. Say “psych” right goddamn now.

From the guy who thought a subway made of cars would fight the traffic in Vegas.

What’s Trending: Neuralink Transcript

The following is a transcript of the September 20, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is reviewing the news on his phone.

Green: ‘Neuralink’ is about to go to human trials. They’re looking for humans to test it on.

Panel Two

Green glances at the readers and extends a mocking finger, wagging it for emphasis.

Green: You have to turn to monkey-brain-frying microchips to even get a taste of my godlike robot powers. Pathetic.

Keeping it Musky

Elon Comix II Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 10, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is continuing to take questions for Elon “Birdfucker” Musk.

Blue: We’re taking more questions for Elon “Birdfucker” Musk. “Hello Elon, I heard your father, Errol Musk, groomed his step-daughter and had two children with her. Are you upset?”

Panel Two

Elon responds.

Elon: Of course I bloody am! I wish my sister-niece was older! Hey-o!

Wow, he’s such an icon for divorced dads everywhere.

Elon Comix Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 8, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue is taking questions for Elon.

Blue: We’re now taking questions for Elon “Birdfucker” Musk. “Hey Elon, did you think you made a bad investment?”

Panel Two

Elon answers the question.

Elon: Yeah, I had 10 kids and they all hate me. Hardly seems worth it, honestly. Don’t even return my calls anymore.

It looks like the man who fucked the bird app, Elon, has joined the cast of RGBots again!

Birdfucker Continues Birdfuckery Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 3, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Elon Musk approaches alongside Green.

Red: Green! What are you doing with Elon “Birdfucker” Musk?

Elon: ‘ello! Can I buy you out?

Green: Elon, stop asking everyone that.

Panel Two

Close up of Elon Musk.

Green (off-screen): Birdfucker over here liked my ideas so much that he wants my help brainstorming new Twitter features. He really liked my idea of “Twitter Brown” as a supplemental service to Twitter Blue.

Elon: It’s crackin’ mate.

Panel Three

Red asks the obvious question.

Red: What is “Twitter Brown?”

Green: I have no idea. I just said the first stupid thing I could think of. I think it was poop and then brain did the rest.

Panel Four

Something is dawning on Green.

Green: Ther weird part is, he is adamant about who gets to access it. Hey, Red. Do why people from Pretoria have issues with black people? Y’know… historically?

You really fucked the bird this time, didn’t you Chief Twit?

People Are Saying It – He’s Doing It Now Transcript

This is a transcript of the November 1, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Green discuss the state of Twitter.

Red: Are you going to pay $8 a month for Twitter verification?

Green: Maybe.

Panel Two

Red is curious.

Red: Why?

Green: It depends on if I can be verified and change my display name to Elon “Birdfucker” Musk.

Panel Three

Red is doubtful.

Red: I doubt they’d allow that.

Green: Why not? They’d have my $8, and my Twitter handle wouldn’t be that. it’s satire.

Panel Four

Green looks into the camera.

Green: I heard freedom of speech is back. Right, Birdfucker?

It is good to take precautions.

What’s Trending: A Job Interview Transcript

This is a transcript of the July 14, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Blue are talking.

Red: I heard you have a job interview today!

Blue: Yep! It’s at Telsa. Elon Musk is interviewing me.

Panel Two

Red is direct.

Red: Cool! Bring a dental dam.

Things seem normal and great on Johnny Apartheid’s bird app these days.

Brick Move Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 27, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue approaches Green to catch up after a hiatus.

Blue: Hey, Green. I heard you got locked out of Twitter for a week.

Panel Two

Green explains the situation.

Green: Haha, yep. I told Elon Musk that I hoped he would step on a LEGO brick.

Blue: You monster.

Panel Three

Green leans forward to share a secret with Blue.

Green: I learned my lesson though.

Blue: Really?

Panel Four

Green elaborates.

Green: Yeah, I should have wished someone else stepped on a LEGO brick so he could steal credit for it.

Way to go TIME, way to go. As if the crypto nerds needed to jerk off any harder.

Green With Envy and Disgust Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Dec. 13, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Blue are discussing some news.

Red: I guess TIME named Elon Musk their “Person of the Year.”

Blue: Cringe.

Panel Two

Blue continues on.

Blue: That is sure to keep his massively overinflated sense of self-worth in check. Brilliant. Good job, TIME.

Panel Three

Green approaches, hoping to be included.

Green: Hey guys, what’s up?

Blue: Red just told me that Elon Musk received another honor.

Green: The guy whose proposal for traffic congestion was a tunnel the width of a car?

Panel Four

Green continues in disbelief and annoyance.

Green: Aha! Inheriting an emerald mine can make your dreams come true! It’s so easy!

Well, #JusticeLeague was trending over the weekend.

What’s Trending – Elon Musk, Dr. Oz, and the Boston Marathon Bomber

This is a transcript of the March 22, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One:

Red is looking at a cellphone which Green’s arm is holding.

Red: Elon Musk, Dr. Oz, and the Boston Marathon Bomber are all trending on a Monday.

Panel Two:

Red is looking at the viewer.

Red: Did the Legion of Doom announce their new roster to take advantage of the media cycle for the week?