Way to go TIME, way to go. As if the crypto nerds needed to jerk off any harder.
Green With Envy and Disgust Transcript
The following is a transcript of the Dec. 13, 2021, RGBots comic.
Red and Blue are discussing some news.
Red: I guess TIME named Elon Musk their “Person of the Year.”
Blue continues on.
Blue: That is sure to keep his massively overinflated sense of self-worth in check. Brilliant. Good job, TIME.
Green approaches, hoping to be included.
Green: Hey guys, what’s up?
Blue: Red just told me that Elon Musk received another honor.
Green: The guy whose proposal for traffic congestion was a tunnel the width of a car?
Green continues in disbelief and annoyance.
Green: Aha! Inheriting an emerald mine can make your dreams come true! It’s so easy!