What do anti-vaxxers and NFT grifters have in common? They’re probably fans of Joe Rogan.

What’s Trending – Joe Rogan Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 16, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One: Blue scrolls through their phone in close up.

Blue: Joe Rogan is trending for having a guest on spreading COVID misinformation. The takes on it are unsurprising.
Read a response from on Twitter user named “Dr. Bitcoin” who was all in on Rogan’s podcast.

Panel Two: Blue addresses the viewer.

Blue: I though “Fuck, we’re about a week away from both scams really coming together to destroy us all.”
Anti-vaccine NFTs coming to the blockchain near you.
Burn through the forests and the population.

Literally sounded like a bucket of offal and beer being shaken around.

A Joe Rogan Experience Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Sept. 28, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green marches up to Blue. He is pissed. Blue is confused.

Green: Damn you, Blue!

Blue: What did I do?

Panel Two

Green raises his arms in frustration over being duped.

Green: You told me Joe Rogan had a podcast and I listened to it and it was terrible! It was just a sweatier version of what Marc Maron was doing a decade ago!

Panel Three

Green leans in for emphasis as Blue takes in this whirlwind of information.

Green: The worst part was, as I was listening, I kept hearing what I thought was the sound of sewage runoff being pumped through a pipe near the microphone.

Panel Four

Green storms off dismissively as Blue stands there, dumbfounded.

Green: But it just turned out to be the steroids and PCP sloshing around in his goddamn neck veins!

“You mean… I can listen to him on my phone for free and not call the pay-per-minute line?”

Prophet of a Meathead God Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Sept. 24, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red, Blue, and Green are having a spirited conversation.

Blue: Why would you pretend to be a dying child to meet Joe Rogan?

Red: Why am I not shocked that it worked?

Green: He’s my hero, dude.

Panel Two

Green lists all the ways he loves Joe Rogan.

Green: He can say whatever crap he wants to millions of people and spread misinformation. He can be a money obsessed troll with no consequences and he gets paid for it. Nobody shuts up about him. He is a god.

Blue (off-screen): Wow, you must really love his podcast.

Panel Three

Green stares blankly. He is taking in new information.

Panel Four

Green is dumbfounded.

Green: He has a podcast?

Joe Rogan definitely has a presence, doesn’t he?

A Dream Deferred Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Sept. 23, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

All three bots are present. Green is introducing Red and Blue to his new friend, Joe Rogan.

Green: Hey, guys. Meet my new best friend, Joe Rogan. He is a huge influencer and he’s got a lot of radical ideas.

Panel Two

Red and Blue introduce themselves. Blue asks Joe Rogan a question.

Red: Hello.

Blue: What brings you around here?

Panel Three

Joe Rogan stands there and says nothing.

Panel Four

Green is annoyed with Blue blowing the scheme.

Blue: No… Green isn’t a Make-A-Wish kid.

Green: Damn you, Blue!

With special guest… Joe Rogan! What an experience!

Everyday Joe Transcript

This is the transcript for the Sept 22, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Green is talking to someone just out of view. He is giving his friend the lowdown on Red and Blue.

Green: Hey, man. Before we meet my friends, I just want to tell you they may not be as open to things as you and me.

Panel Two

Green takes a bong hit, and we see Joe Rogan standing next to him, looking like a thumb with a face drawn on it.

Green: I don’t think they are ready for the truth Joe Rogan.

Panel Three

A shot of Joe Rogan saying nothing.

Panel Four

Green takes another hit.

Green: I don’t want to do MDMA right now, dude.