The internet has enabled the urge to roll around in the muck of depravity so much stronger.

A Robot of Particular Tastes Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 8, 2021 RGBots.

Panel One: Green stands in the background facing Blue, who is facing away from the viewer.

Green: I made a mistake of checking out Red’s favorites on his DeviantArt account.

Blue: Mistake? What do you mean?

Green: Okay. You asked.

Panel Two: Green leans forward intently.

Green: Do you remember that Disney cartoon? “Gummi Bears”?

Blue: You mean “Adventures of the Gummi Bears”?

Green: Yes, you huge fucking nerd.

Panel Three: Green, on the left, leans toward Blue, on the right.

Green: Well, he has a favorite folder full of pictures of the Gummi Bears.

Blue: So he’s a fan? Not super weird.

Green: It’s more about what he titled the folder, Blue.

Panel Four: The bots are shown in full body. Blue stares into the middle distance.

Green: “Cummy Bears.”
The folder is called “Cummy Bears”, Blue.

Ever had a conversation with an utter moron? How about two of them?

Bots on Bots

This is a transcript of the March 23, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One:

Blue has a hand raised while speaking.

Blue: Red, who is your favorite pop-culture robot?

Red: I dunno, Iron Man?

Blue: . . . Iron Man?
Iron Man isn’t a fucking robot.

Panel Two:

Blue and Red face each other in discussion.

Blue: He’s Robert Downey Jr. in a Costume!

Red: Well, I mean, the suit has an A.I. and it can operate by itself –

Panel Three:

Blue standing alone.

Blue: Red, you fucking idiot.
The A.I. is just a subservient tool for the human in the suite!
We need real, autonomous robotic icons disconnected from humanity.
What about you, Green? Who is your favorite pop-culture robot?

Panel Four:

Green stands with his arms raised in excitement, Red and Blue face him.

Green: I like Cyborg from that Justice League movie.

Red: Oh yeah, he’s cool.

Blue: Damn it.

You’re free to to do what you want as long as it figures into what is planned for you.

True Freedom Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red, talking over a flashback: “So I told Blue that I thought the show was just a bunch of pretentious drivel. And she said…”

Blue (in the flashback): “Go fuck yourself.”

Panel Two

Red, continuing: “We haven’t talked since.”

Green, to Red: “Now, you see, that shouldn’t even matter to either of you.”

Panel Three

Green puts his hands on his hips.

Green: “The truth is that there’s nothing in life you need to enjoy or not enjoy. True freedom is being able to recognize that.”

Panel Four

Red: “Well, Green, what are you doing with your freedom?”

Green: “I’m going to get groceries later.”