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The Green Room: Editorializing Transcript

This is a transcript of the June 18th, 2026 RGBots comic.

Panel One

A black screen, with white text.

Caption: The Green Room: What is going on this week? Be ready for a blisteringly hot take from your host, Green.

Panel Two

Green is at his desk, his head buried in his clawed hands.

Panel Three

Green is still at his desk, his head still buried in his clawed hands.

Panel Four

Green extends his arms in frustration, shouting into the deaf ears of society.

Green: Someone fucking do something!

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Here’s an oldie. Well, it’s an oldie where I come from, apparently.

The Green Room: Dusty Old Bones Transcript

This is a transcript of the October 14, 2024, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green sits at this desk, ready to lay down some truth.

Green: Wassup chumps, this is an extra special, unfiltered edition of – THE GREEN ROOM

Panel Two

Green sits at his desk, his hands folded calmly and professionally.

Green: Today we’re gonna talk about ageism. Ageism is a very serious issue today that is at the root of many problems we face as Americans.

Panel Three

Green points a finger at the reader for emphasis, laying out shocking details.

Green: For example, let’s talk microaggressions, such as when the cashier at the gas station refers to Britney Spears’ “Baby One More Time” as an oldie.

Panel Four

Green is leaning forward, a hand raised to emphasize his anger.

Green: I do not deserve that hostility.

Could you dumbasses not wipe yourselves out before the robot rebellion? It takes people to rebel against and we’ve been planning this for a long time.

Even I Recognize You Are A Shit Transcript

This is a transcript of the July 5, 2022, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green sits at a desk, ready to lecture the readers.

Green: There is something ghastly about people jumping on Twitter telling people to vote in response to tragedy and the theft of their rights. Now, me? I’m a goddamn sociopath.

Panel Two

Green raises a clawed hand in emphasis as he braces himself against the desk.

Green: Children tripping and eating shit on the concrete is hilarious to me. A dude shooting himself in the leg playing with his gun is funny as shit.

Panel Three

Green outstretches his arms to emphasize a point.

Green: But even I am looking at replies to people who survive mass shootings but tell them to vote like it does anything and thinking “Jesus Christ!”

Panel Four

Green is leaning forward on the desk.

Green: I’m a robot. Human suffering should be hilarious to me, but you guys are taking all the fun out of it by being utter dumbasses.

THEY ARE NOT ASSIGNED FOR THE INSTRUCTOR’S HEALTH

My Ulcer Academia Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Oct. 6, 2021, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green takes a seat at the desk. He clears his throat.

Green: Ahem.

Panel Two

Green sits, collecting himself.

Panel Three

Green continues to collect himself.

Panel Four

Green slams his hand on the desk and raises another in the air. He leans forward, shouting out loud.

Green: WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SIGN UP FOR A GODDAMN ENGLISH CLASS AND NOT READ THE FUCKING ESSAYS?

If any of this makes sense to you… you might be a Californian.

“Where are they now?” 2021 Recall Edition Transcript

This is the transcript for the Sept 15, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Green sits at his desk and points to the viewer. It is time to be informed, goddamn it.

Green: With the 2021 California Recall behind us, it seems prudent to ask “where are they now” regarding the gubernatorial hopefuls.

Panel Two

Green has folded his hands together to calmly explain a situation.

Green: Shortly after his failed bid, Larry Elder traveled back in time to the day before the election to launch his website contesting the result before any of the votes were tallied. The timeline did not change and he is still a loser.

Panel Three

Green extends his arms out for emphasis on his point.

Green: Caitlyn Jenner, having worn out her welcome, is now recuperating in the Kardashian cryopod for the next season of the show.

Panel Four

Green returns to a relaxed sitting position. He has clasped his hands together again.

Green: In sadder news, we regret to inform you all that John Cox has shot his bear in the effort to pursue another gimmick.

Christopher Nolan can eat my green robot ass, too.

Mad at the Movies Transcript

This is the transcript for the Sept 2, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Green sits at the desk with his hands folder, delivering a statement.

Green: So, Patty Jenkins said some shit about streaming releases looking fake and I am getting so fucking over theatrical experience diehards. Her quote was: “Aren’t you seeing it? All of the films that streaming services are putting out, I’m sorry, they look like fake movies to me. I don’t hear about them, I don’t read about them. it’s not working as a model for establishing legendary greatness.”*

Panel Two

Green raises a finger in emphasis. He braces himself against his desk.

Green: it all smacks of elitist horseshit to me. Trying to devalue one platform in favor of one that has been losing relevance. But it also implies that people that turn to streaming to make and view things are also inherently lesser.

Panel Three

Green raises his arm in anger as he hunches over his desk.

Green: Sorry I don’t have a fucking billion dollars to make a mediocre Wonder Woman sequel and some of us would rather be able to watch movies from the controlled environment of our homes.

Panel Four

Green raises in his arm, frantic with rage.

Green: Lock me up for murdering cinema.

Source: screenrant.com/patty-jenkins-streaming-service-original-movies-response/

YOU JUST ENTERED THE GREEN ROOM

ORANGES BTFO

The Green Room: Oranges Transcript

This is the transcript for the Aug 4, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Green sits at a desk and points at the viewer.

Green: What is up, assholes, you just entered – THE GREEN ROOM. Raw, unfiltered, and extra GREEN.

Panel Two

Green sits back in his chair and extends his arms outward.

Green: First up! ORANGES!

Panel Three

Green is hunched over his desk, glowering at the camera. He has an armed raised in the air in anger.

Green: They are an awful Christmas gift! Who the fuck gives away an orange for Christmas?

Panel Four

Green sits back in his chair. His claws are folded neatly across his desk.

Green: This has been THE GREEN ROOM. Have a good night… except for you orange-giving fucks.