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Chapter: RGBots

What’s Trending: Smash Mouth, Again

“Who’s There?” Pestilence. What’s Trending: Smash Mouth, Again Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green is staring at his…

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Dinosaur Girl Academy

In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.

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TMI

Child abuse is hilarious from a distance. Unless it is a circus family and the dad is a clown, then it is funny no matter…

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How Not to be Seen

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What a Mouthful

How else do you pitch it? Seriously, I need help.

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What’s Trending: Spotify is Down

We too are very concerned about #SpotifyDown. What’s Trending: Spotify Is Down Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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C’mon and Slam

It is a conversation that is happening all across America. It is a conversation we need to have.

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Green does not have many friends: Vol. 1

“How about a good, old fashioned hand jive?!” Green shouts into the distance as Red has abandoned him. “I wonder what his issue was?” he…

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What’s Trending: Herman Cain

The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast! Has anyone tried using Twitter for seances in a ghost show? It seems to work.…

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A Humorous Growth

Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.

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What’s Trending: Smash Mouth

What's Trending - Smash Mouth

COVID was a pretty wild time that we will never really escape, right? Haha. Sigh. What’s Trending: Smash Mouth Transcript The following is a transcript…

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Robo Puberty

Awww, our little Green is growing up.

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What’s Trending – Tony Hawk

What's Trending - Tony Hawk

Soar, Birdman. Soar. What’s Trending – Tony Hawk Transcript The following is a transcript for this 10/2/2019 RGBots comic. Panel One Green is staring at his…

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Get Stuffed pt. 2

Before you anime fans get upset, please smell yourself so you have full context for our joke.

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Get Stuffed

That cushion was good for the pushin’, though.

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Autistic Expression

“I mean, I did dabble in watercolors once.”

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The Turtle

Turtles going all the way down.

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Really Late Term

We’re really scraping with this one.

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Magnetic Personality

Tapioca, to the tune of “Oklahoma.”

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Gag Gifts

The discount is even great on previously used anal beads.

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Manifesto

“… and another thing, I am tired of automated kiosks at McDonald’s. Whatever happened to service with a smile?”

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Eclipse

We really tried to avoid a stupid joke title like “Total Eclipse of the Fart.” You’re welcome.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb

Being an anti-vaxxer parent is like raising a child on Dante Must Die-mode.

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Find the Birdy

RAAAAHHH. POLLY WANTS A SHOWER.

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Entrepreneurial Spirit

Enjoy the upcoming recession, folks.

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