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Taste the Sadness

Taste the Sadness

Published April 14, 2020 by RGBots

Contrary to popular belief, sadness does have a distinct flavor: pizza and whiskey.

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Robot Prank

Robot Prank

Published March 26, 2020 by RGBots

That’ll learn him for living his life and not checking the schematics before updating.

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Bloomin’ Onion

Bloomin’ Onion

Published March 24, 2020 by RGBots

The display even comes with a sauce dispenser though you gotta work the pump a bit.

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Green is a Terrible Wingman 2

Green is a Terrible Wingman 2

Published March 19, 2020 by RGBots

Get you a wingman who does his due diligence and a thorough background check.

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American Horror Story

American Horror Story

Published March 17, 2020 by RGBots

The good news is that some of those movies are available for home streaming. The bad news is that she probably can’t afford them.

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Socially Awkward Robot Adventures

Socially Awkward Robot Adventures

Published March 12, 2020 by RGBots

Too real.

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The Watercooler Diaries

The Watercooler Diaries

Published March 10, 2020 by RGBots

That’s what she said.

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Deposit in the Slot

Deposit in the Slot

Published March 5, 2020 by RGBots

Why is the money moist. Why is the money moist.

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The Straight Story

The Straight Story

Published March 3, 2020 by RGBots

Kota sends us a question. At least he could hug himself the whole time.

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Spider Storms

Spider Storms

Published January 21, 2020 by RGBots

The radioactive spiders do not taste very good.

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Green is a Terrible Wingman

Green is a Terrible Wingman

Published January 16, 2020 by RGBots

The sad reality is that he got the STD from a dumpster (don’t ask).

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How to Kill a God

How to Kill a God

Published January 14, 2020 by RGBots

Gage sends in a question about killing gods, as nerds do. You can also read that nerd’s comic, Key to the Future’s Fate. And remember,…

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Marketing Portals

Marketing Portals

Published January 9, 2020 by RGBots

Capitalism leads to impulses that some would call… unnatural.

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Potluck

Potluck

Published January 7, 2020 by RGBots

You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.

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Easy Living #2

Easy Living #2

Published January 2, 2020 by RGBots

No, not literally fuck them. Well, I mean…

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Commercial Break #3

Commercial Break #3

Published December 31, 2019 by RGBots

Barbecue sauce is merely a weak balm, honey mustard is stronger yet.

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Expiration Anxiety

Expiration Anxiety

Published December 26, 2019 by RGBots

In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.

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A New Me

A New Me

Published December 24, 2019 by RGBots

Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.

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Orangeline

Orangeline

Published December 19, 2019 by RGBots

I’m mighty-tighty-whitey and I’m smuggling plums.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Published December 17, 2019 by RGBots

We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.

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What’s Trending: They Love Our Salads

What’s Trending: They Love Our Salads

Published November 23, 2019 by corey smith

They love our salads. Ask them. What’s Trending: They Love Our Salads Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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Tossed Word Salad

Tossed Word Salad

Published November 22, 2019 by RGBots

That robot is going to run for office one day.

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Volleyball

Volleyball

Published November 18, 2019 by RGBots

Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.

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Dinner Fowl

Dinner Fowl

Published November 15, 2019 by RGBots

He always wondered why his chicken ended up being extra creamy.

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