Is the comic going to be called RBots now?

The Man vs. Bear Debate: Part Seven Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 21, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Blue are glancing down at something just off the panel.

Panel Two

Green’s mutilated body sits in a pool of oil. Deep gouges are torn through his body, and he is missing an arm and head.

Panel Three

Red and Blue continue to look at the aftermath of the bear fight.

Blue: Wow.

Panel Four

Red and Blue keep looking at the body.

Red: I can’t believe Green is fucking dead.

“What’s he gonna do, hug me to death?”

The Man vs. Bear Debate: Part Six Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 16, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green looks upward and something, his arms outstretched.

Green: More like Winnie the Shit Bear. Know what Im sayin’?

Panel Two

Zoomed out further, we see Green mocking someone, his arms out in an intimidation display.

Green: How about I bounce your ass back to the 100 Acre Wood? Snatch any pic-i-nic baskets lately? Bitch.

Panel Three

Green is facing down a grizzly bear that towers over him.

Well, that settles it.

The Man vs. Bear Debate: Part Five Transcript

This is a transcript of the February 14, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Blue looks annoyed.

Blue: I grow tired of this pointless debate.

Red (off-screen): You have a verdict?

Blue: Fuck no.

Panel Two

Green has raised his arms in triumph.

Blue (off-screen): I just kind of want to see Green try to fight a bear.

Green: Finally, my time has come.

Panel Three

Green shrugs his arms, and Red stares at him.

Red: So wait, your whole thing was that you wanted to fight a bear, and we’ve been holding you back?

Green: Pretty much!

Panel Four

Red turns to Blue.

Red: I changed my mind.

Blue: Right?

Now the PACs have gotten involved!

The Man vs. Bear Debate: Part Four Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 19, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is at a desk, gesturing with his arms to make a strong, initial statement. There is also a bear emoji sticker.

Green: Hello America. Good to see you. I am here to talk to you about a threat to our way of life. Bears.

Panel Two

He sits with his claws folded to appear stately.

Green: And no, by “bears” I am not referring to the fat, hairy fun time boys on PornHub. Though these bears I speak of now can be a threat to those bears during a porn shoot in the woods or a Russian circus.

Panel Three

Green folds his arms, confident of his messaging.

Green: I forget my point. I merely want to put my money where my mouth is to go and fight a bear in the woods to settle this debate once and for all.

Panel Four

Green stands against a black void. This has been a PAC commercial.

Caption: Green – Will Fight a bear in the woods to with the argument… For America.

Green: Guns, knives, whatever gets the job done.

Caption: Paid for by the “Up Your’s, Red” Pac.

Things have devolved into personal attacks here during the “Man vs. Bear Debate.” Can a man beat a bear in combat? Who the hell cares – time to get petty. Shakespearean insults and all.

The Man vs. Bear Debate: Part Three Transcript

This is a transcript of the January 17, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green is severely agitated; his claw is raised into the air for emphasis.

Green: As you can see, Your Highness, my opponent is a dumb red box who deserves to die.

Red (off-screen): Hey! My likeability has no bearing on this debate. Get it?

Panel Two

Blue and Red are staring at Green.

Blue: First of all, it’s “Your Honor,” and it’s not even that. Secondly, why are you attacking your opponent and not his argument?

Red: because he is an asshole.

Panel Three

Green raises a digit in the air, explaining his debate strategy.

Green: I am using the tried and true strategy of pointing out my opponent being a huge stinky turd that you’d be foolish to believe. By attacking my opponent instead of their claims on their own merits I am winning over hearts and minds.

Red (off-screen): Shenanigans!

Panel Four

Green has a proposal! His arms are raised for emphasis!

Green: I bite my thumb at you, sir. I propose that we settle this through action, not words!

Red: I concur!

Blue: I’ll get the knives.

If your group does not have prior debate rules established, what are you even doing?

The Man vs. Bear Debate: Part Two Transcript

This is a transcript of January 12, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green leads forward in consideration.

Green: We’ll need to settle this debate through arbitration.

Red: Agreed. We don’t want a repeat of the ketchup debate.

Green: I still have the limp from that.

Panel Two

Blue is on her smartphone.

Red (off-screen): Blue, will you be willing to serve as arbitrator in the Man vs. Bear Debate?

Blue: I’ve already cleared my schedule.

Panel Three

Blue takes on a serious and committed attitude.

Blue: I promise to uphold the standards of previous debates and approach the debate without bias. Do we have a quorum?

Panel Four

The bots have come to an agreement.

Green: AYE.

Red: AYE.

Blue: Let the record show that we are really fucking bored.

The great debate begins. We’ll see how this plays out. Feel free to make your own assessment of the debate over the coming days in the comments.

The Man vs. Bear Debate: Part One Transcript

The following is a transcript of the Jan. 10th, 2023, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Blue are engaged in a discussion.

Blue: Do you think a full-grown man could defeat a bear in single combat?

Red: I don’t think so. Bears are too powerful

Panel Two

Green steps into the discussion.

Green: Bear propaganda. Blatant bear propaganda. I could easily defeat a bear and I am not even the size of a full-grown man.

Panel Three

Blue is skeptical.

Blue: Yeah right. How would you do that?

Panel Four

Green draws a gun.

Green: With this.