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What a Mouthful

What a Mouthful

Published October 14, 2019 by RGBots

How else do you pitch it? Seriously, I need help.

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What’s Trending: Spotify is Down

What’s Trending: Spotify is Down

Published October 12, 2019 by corey smith

We too are very concerned about #SpotifyDown. What’s Trending: Spotify Is Down Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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C’mon and Slam

C’mon and Slam

Published October 11, 2019 by RGBots

It is a conversation that is happening all across America. It is a conversation we need to have.

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Green does not have many friends: Vol. 1

Green does not have many friends: Vol. 1

Published October 9, 2019 by RGBots

“How about a good, old fashioned hand jive?!” Green shouts into the distance as Red has abandoned him. “I wonder what his issue was?” he…

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What’s Trending: Herman Cain

What’s Trending: Herman Cain

Published October 8, 2019 by corey smith

The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast! Has anyone tried using Twitter for seances in a ghost show? It seems to work.…

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A Humorous Growth

A Humorous Growth

Published October 7, 2019 by RGBots

Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.

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What’s Trending: Smash MouthWhat's Trending - Smash Mouth

What’s Trending: Smash Mouth

Published October 5, 2019 by RGBots

What's Trending - Smash Mouth

COVID was a pretty wild time that we will never really escape, right? Haha. Sigh. What’s Trending: Smash Mouth Transcript The following is a transcript…

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Robo Puberty

Robo Puberty

Published October 4, 2019 by RGBots

Awww, our little Green is growing up.

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What’s Trending – Tony HawkWhat's Trending - Tony Hawk

What’s Trending – Tony Hawk

Published October 2, 2019 by RGBots

What's Trending - Tony Hawk

Soar, Birdman. Soar. What’s Trending – Tony Hawk Transcript The following is a transcript for this 10/2/2019 RGBots comic. Panel One Green is staring at his…

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Get Stuffed pt. 2

Get Stuffed pt. 2

Published October 2, 2019 by RGBots

Before you anime fans get upset, please smell yourself so you have full context for our joke.

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Get Stuffed

Get Stuffed

Published September 30, 2019 by RGBots

That cushion was good for the pushin’, though.

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Autistic Expression

Autistic Expression

Published September 27, 2019 by RGBots

“I mean, I did dabble in watercolors once.”

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The Turtle

The Turtle

Published September 25, 2019 by RGBots

Turtles going all the way down.

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Magnetic Personality

Magnetic Personality

Published September 20, 2019 by RGBots

Tapioca, to the tune of “Oklahoma.”

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Gag Gifts

Gag Gifts

Published September 18, 2019 by RGBots

The discount is even great on previously used anal beads.

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Manifesto

Manifesto

Published September 13, 2019 by RGBots

“… and another thing, I am tired of automated kiosks at McDonald’s. Whatever happened to service with a smile?”

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Eclipse

Eclipse

Published September 11, 2019 by RGBots

We really tried to avoid a stupid joke title like “Total Eclipse of the Fart.” You’re welcome.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb

Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb

Published September 9, 2019 by RGBots

Being an anti-vaxxer parent is like raising a child on Dante Must Die-mode.

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Find the Birdy

Find the Birdy

Published September 6, 2019 by RGBots

RAAAAHHH. POLLY WANTS A SHOWER.

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Entrepreneurial Spirit

Entrepreneurial Spirit

Published September 4, 2019 by RGBots

Enjoy the upcoming recession, folks.

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A Great Deal

A Great Deal

Published September 2, 2019 by RGBots

All those rebates and discounts and you’re still worthless.

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Dread of a Duckdu

Dread of a Duckdu

Published August 30, 2019 by RGBots

Green just totally fucking owned that red idiot. Dread of a Duckdu Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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Commercial Break #1

Commercial Break #1

Published August 28, 2019 by RGBots

RGBots get real. Commercial Break #1 Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green is speaking to the reader. Green:…

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Good Neighbots Make Good Electric Fences

Good Neighbots Make Good Electric Fences

Published August 26, 2019 by RGBots

Hawk shit, box office hits. Good Neighbots Make Good Electric Fences Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Red addresses…

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Gamer Comic

Gamer Comic

Published August 21, 2019 by RGBots

They are all Nintendo references because Nintendo makes the only good games, let’s be honest here. Gamer Comic Transcript The following is a transcript for…

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