Lord knows she’s gonna do her best to downplay the issue by posting a tweet that Professor Flitwick had a child bride and that normalized in the Wizarding World, just like wizards shitting themselves where they stood was canon.
What’s Trending: A Wizard Did It Transcript
This is a transcript of the February 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green is checking his phone and learns something new.
Green: Turns out that J.K. Rowling is in the Epstein Files. Presto Molesto.
Panel Two
Green continues with magic puns.
Green: It is a real-life case of pederastidigitation. Expecto Molestrum.
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