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What good is the internet if you can threaten violence against an irritating pre-teen on Facebook?

Kick ASCII

Be sure to check out the ToS Agreement for Yahoo Chat from 1998 and then check out 1999. It’s totally there.

Kick ASCII Transcript

This is a transcript of the December 9th, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is feeling nostalgic about the old days.

Red: I haven’t commented on an online discussion since 1998.

Panel Two

Red continues reminiscing about the early days of the internet.

Red: My first impulse when I see a shitty opinion is to threaten to come through the screen and drop kick them in the throat.

Panel Three

Camera pulls back, Red things about what he lost over the years.

Red: Pretty soon after, into 1999, I noticed that a lot of websites updated their Terms of Service agreements to include anti-drop kicking language.

Panel Four

Red glances up, thinking about time and his place in it.

Red: In any case, commenting on other people’s stupid posts just isn’t as fun anymore if I can’t threaten to drop kick them in their stupid faces. The internet has really changed.


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