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The truth is the one person doing the comic right now is very, very tired after a long week.

Schedules are Suggestions

See how a schedule holds up when you’re tired. It becomes mighty optional, then.

Unwelcome Advice Transcript

This is a transcript of the March 13th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green tries to rally Red and Blue to make a comic.

Green: Alright, gang. Time to make today’s comic.

Red: But it’s Friday. We’ve been updating on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Panel Two

Blue weighs in with a further scheduling inconsistency.

Blue: Yeah, and we updated on Monday earlier this week. What’s going on? Why is our schedule so different this week?

Panel Three

Green stands there, alarmed by the backtalk.

Panel Four

Green answers.

Green: Because fuck you, that’s why.


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One Comment

  1. Coach Gregor
    Coach Gregor March 13, 2026

    That anti comedy punchline, if indeterministic, is delivered, of labor squeezed

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