See how a schedule holds up when you’re tired. It becomes mighty optional, then.
Unwelcome Advice Transcript
This is a transcript of the March 13th, 2026, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green tries to rally Red and Blue to make a comic.
Green: Alright, gang. Time to make today’s comic.
Red: But it’s Friday. We’ve been updating on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Panel Two
Blue weighs in with a further scheduling inconsistency.
Blue: Yeah, and we updated on Monday earlier this week. What’s going on? Why is our schedule so different this week?
Panel Three
Green stands there, alarmed by the backtalk.
Panel Four
Green answers.
Green: Because fuck you, that’s why.
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