Maybe if he’d stop gawping for air for a hearty chuckle every four words…
Speak Jackass Transcript
This is a transcript of the December 23rd, 2025, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green and Blue are having a friendly conversation and Green regales Blue with a story about being followed around a grocery store.
Green: Haha, oh, man, so… the guy kept following me around the store right? Meanwhile I am just like, “dude, I just want my Captain Crunch.” Haha.
Panel Two
Blue stares passively and Green continues.
Green: So I am him what’s up, right, and haha, he’s like “did you go to Riverside High?”
Panel Three
Green continues the story.
Green: So, haha, I am like, “yeah, class of ’05” and it turned out we had the same homeroom. Haha. So, anyway…”
Panel Four
Blue’s inner thoughts revealed.
Caption: Meanwhile, in Blue’s brain:
Blue: Should I tell him he sounds like a fucking donkey?
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