Dinosaur Girl Academy
In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.
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TMI
Child abuse is hilarious from a distance. Unless it is a circus family and the dad is a clown, then it is funny no matter what distance.
How Not to be Seen
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ burn witches ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
What a Mouthful
How else do you pitch it? Seriously, I need help.
C’mon and Slam
It is a conversation that is happening all across America. It is a conversation we need to have.
Green does not have many friends: Vol. 1
“How about a good, old fashioned hand jive?!” Green shouts into the distance as Red has abandoned him. “I wonder what his issue was?” he asks, oblivious to the fact he is a douche.
A Humorous Growth
Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.
Robo Puberty
Awww, our little Green is growing up.
Get Stuffed pt. 2
Before you anime fans get upset, please smell yourself so you have full context for our joke.
Get Stuffed
That cushion was good for the pushin’, though.
Autistic Expression
“I mean, I did dabble in watercolors once.”
The Turtle
Turtles going all the way down.
Magnetic Personality
Tapioca, to the tune of “Oklahoma.”
Gag Gifts
The discount is even great on previously used anal beads.
Manifesto
“… and another thing, I am tired of automated kiosks at McDonald’s. Whatever happened to service with a smile?”
Eclipse
We really tried to avoid a stupid joke title like “Total Eclipse of the Fart.” You’re welcome.
Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb
Being an anti-vaxxer parent is like raising a child on Dante Must Die-mode.
Find the Birdy
RAAAAHHH. POLLY WANTS A SHOWER.
Entrepreneurial Spirit
Enjoy the upcoming recession, folks.
A Great Deal
All those rebates and discounts and you’re still worthless.
Dread of a Duckdu
Green just totally fucking owned that red idiot.
Commercial Break #1
RGBots get real.
Good Neighbots Make Good Electric Fences
Hawk shit, box office hits.
Gamer Comic
They are all Nintendo references because Nintendo makes the only good games, let’s be honest here.
A Wild Hair
A bot has to have his standards.