Tossed Word Salad
That robot is going to run for office one day.
green
Volleyball
Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.
Dinner Fowl
He always wondered why his chicken ended up being extra creamy.
For Sale
Blu ain’t got no time for this.
Trough Customer
Less of a boat drink and more of a canoe drink.
Friendshit
Never trust the King of the Rats to make your food.
Rodementia
Everyone has that phase.
Inspiration #1
Beep beep eat the potatoes
Commercial Break #2
KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY
Dinosaur Girl Academy
In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.
TMI
Child abuse is hilarious from a distance. Unless it is a circus family and the dad is a clown, then it is funny no matter what distance.
How Not to be Seen
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ burn witches ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
What a Mouthful
How else do you pitch it? Seriously, I need help.
C’mon and Slam
It is a conversation that is happening all across America. It is a conversation we need to have.
Green does not have many friends: Vol. 1
“How about a good, old fashioned hand jive?!” Green shouts into the distance as Red has abandoned him. “I wonder what his issue was?” he asks, oblivious to the fact he is a douche.
A Humorous Growth
Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.
Robo Puberty
Awww, our little Green is growing up.
Get Stuffed pt. 2
Before you anime fans get upset, please smell yourself so you have full context for our joke.
Get Stuffed
That cushion was good for the pushin’, though.
Autistic Expression
“I mean, I did dabble in watercolors once.”
The Turtle
Turtles going all the way down.
Magnetic Personality
Tapioca, to the tune of “Oklahoma.”
Gag Gifts
The discount is even great on previously used anal beads.
Manifesto
“… and another thing, I am tired of automated kiosks at McDonald’s. Whatever happened to service with a smile?”
Eclipse
We really tried to avoid a stupid joke title like “Total Eclipse of the Fart.” You’re welcome.