The radioactive spiders do not taste very good.
The sad reality is that he got the STD from a dumpster (don’t ask).
Gage sends in a question about killing gods, as nerds do. You can also read that nerd’s comic, Key to the Future’s Fate. And remember, you can always ask the bots a question!
Capitalism leads to impulses that some would call… unnatural.
You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.
In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.
Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.
I’m mighty-tighty-whitey and I’m smuggling plums.
We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.
That robot is going to run for office one day.
Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.
He always wondered why his chicken ended up being extra creamy.
Blu ain’t got no time for this.
Less of a boat drink and more of a canoe drink.
Never trust the King of the Rats to make your food.
Everyone has that phase.
Beep beep eat the potatoes
KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY
In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.
Child abuse is hilarious from a distance. Unless it is a circus family and the dad is a clown, then it is funny no matter what distance.
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How else do you pitch it? Seriously, I need help.
It is a conversation that is happening all across America. It is a conversation we need to have.
“How about a good, old fashioned hand jive?!” Green shouts into the distance as Red has abandoned him. “I wonder what his issue was?” he asks, oblivious to the fact he is a douche.
Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.