Hot Dog!
Relax, it’s just the 2008 comedy starring Kenan Thompson, Fran Kranz, and Zachery Levi. The 200as was a weird fucking decade for movies.
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Love Typos Eternal
What about the eggplant, Green? What about the eggplant?
Taste the Sadness
Contrary to popular belief, sadness does have a distinct flavor: pizza and whiskey.
Robot Prank
That’ll learn him for living his life and not checking the schematics before updating.
Bloomin’ Onion
The display even comes with a sauce dispenser though you gotta work the pump a bit.
Green is a Terrible Wingman 2
Get you a wingman who does his due diligence and a thorough background check.
American Horror Story
The good news is that some of those movies are available for home streaming. The bad news is that she probably can’t afford them.
Socially Awkward Robot Adventures
Too real.
The Watercooler Diaries
That’s what she said.
The Straight Story
Kota sends us a question. At least he could hug himself the whole time.
Spider Storms
The radioactive spiders do not taste very good.
Green is a Terrible Wingman
The sad reality is that he got the STD from a dumpster (don’t ask).
How to Kill a God
Gage sends in a question about killing gods, as nerds do. You can also read that nerd’s comic, Key to the Future’s Fate. And remember, you can always ask the bots a question!
Marketing Portals
Capitalism leads to impulses that some would call… unnatural.
Potluck
You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.
Expiration Anxiety
In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.
A New Me
Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.
Orangeline
I’m mighty-tighty-whitey and I’m smuggling plums.
Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2
We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.
Tossed Word Salad
That robot is going to run for office one day.
Volleyball
Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.
Dinner Fowl
He always wondered why his chicken ended up being extra creamy.
For Sale
Blu ain’t got no time for this.
Trough Customer
Less of a boat drink and more of a canoe drink.
Friendshit
Never trust the King of the Rats to make your food.