Spider Storms
The radioactive spiders do not taste very good.
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Green is a Terrible Wingman
The sad reality is that he got the STD from a dumpster (don’t ask).
How to Kill a God
Gage sends in a question about killing gods, as nerds do. You can also read that nerd’s comic, Key to the Future’s Fate. And remember, you can always ask the bots a question!
Marketing Portals
Capitalism leads to impulses that some would call… unnatural.
Potluck
You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.
Expiration Anxiety
In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.
A New Me
Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.
Orangeline
I’m mighty-tighty-whitey and I’m smuggling plums.
Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2
We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.
Tossed Word Salad
That robot is going to run for office one day.
Volleyball
Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.
Dinner Fowl
He always wondered why his chicken ended up being extra creamy.
For Sale
Blu ain’t got no time for this.
Trough Customer
Less of a boat drink and more of a canoe drink.
Friendshit
Never trust the King of the Rats to make your food.
Rodementia
Everyone has that phase.
Inspiration #1
Beep beep eat the potatoes
Commercial Break #2
KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY
Dinosaur Girl Academy
In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.
TMI
Child abuse is hilarious from a distance. Unless it is a circus family and the dad is a clown, then it is funny no matter what distance.
How Not to be Seen
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ burn witches ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
What a Mouthful
How else do you pitch it? Seriously, I need help.
C’mon and Slam
It is a conversation that is happening all across America. It is a conversation we need to have.
Green does not have many friends: Vol. 1
“How about a good, old fashioned hand jive?!” Green shouts into the distance as Red has abandoned him. “I wonder what his issue was?” he asks, oblivious to the fact he is a douche.
A Humorous Growth
Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.