“Why can’t I have been rich first and famous second?”
Parasocial Without Success Transcript
This is a transcript of the February 27, 2025, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green is playing a video game and chatting with Blue online.
Green: Bruh. This person is obsessed with me.
Blue (off-screen): Oh?
Panel Two
Green keeps playing, he is very intense,
Green: Yeah, they said something cringe and I mined it for a joke, but they’ve been following me since then and commenting on my stuff.
Blue (off-screen): Why don’t you just mute them or whatever?
Panel Three
Green thinks about it, pausing briefly.
Green: I thought about it, but it’s more harmless than anything, as they’re not getting much from me.
Panel Four
Green continues playing.
Green: Plus, I mean, what if they do or say something else really stupid I can mine for a cheap joke? I’m so busy lately and finding a joke takes time.
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