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It took us this long to pull a BSOD punchline. It'll take us another 300 comics to make an "if, goto" joke.

Crash

This is the 300th RGBots comic, not counting all those “What’s Trending” ones.

Crash Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 6th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Blue are breaking bad news to Green.

Blue: Hey, Green, sorry. Turns out I can’t give you a ride to that anime convention.

Red: Also, I can’t dogsit for you.

Green: I bought these goddamn tickets four months ago!

Panel Two

Green is beside himself. Red tries to soothe him.

Red: Sorry, man, nothing to do.

Blue: Yeah, sorry. Maybe someone else can help you out?

Green: I ONLY KNOW YOU TWO!

Panel Three

Green is very stressed out.

GREEN: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS EVERYTHING SO DIFFICULT?!

Red: Damn, bro is crashing out.

Panel Four

Panel depicts a Windows 98 “Blue Screen of Death.”


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