Everything is fucked and soon we’re all going to die of botulism when TikTok influencers start selling subscription boxes of raw milk.
FDA AYYLMAO Transcript
This is a transcript of the July 26, 2022, RGBots comic.
Panel One
A view behind Green’s back as he responds to Blue.
Blue: Did you hear about that ‘Pink Sauce’ thing on TikTok?
Green: Yeah, how dare they go after a small business owner!
Panel Two
Green is ranting – the very spirit of capitalism manifests.
Green: I bet they may even come after me and my “Green Sauce” start-up. They’re stifling my creativity. They’re hurting small business owners!
Panel Three
We look over Blue’s shoulder at Green as she responds to his rant.
Green: I had a FDA-approved salsa verda mix ready to go with sealed, refrigerated bottles and appropriate labels to go and everything.
Blue: You know what the “F” in FDA stands for, right?
Green: Of course, “Food.”
Panel Four
Blue and Green wrap up the exchange.
Blue: Then you should be good.
Green: Oh. Oh wow. How bad did she fuck up?