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Fool you once – you deserve it, dickhead Transcript
This is the transcript for the July 13, 2021 RGBots
Red is explaining a rumor. Blue has none of it.
Red: Well, according to a site that leaks insider information…
Blue: What site?
Red answers and Blue loses her shit.
Red: CosmicBook news.
Blue is staring at red, dumbfounded.
Blue: Oh, shit, you’re serious. You wouldn’t happen to have been kicked in the head by a horse at some point in time?
Close up on Blue.
Blue: Wait, you aren’t the guy who runs the website, are you? You’re a sweaty enough troll.