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Gamer Comic Transcript
The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.
Green and blue are staring at one another.
Blue: You’re the goddamn spiny blue shell of people.
Green: You’re like a banana peel on lap three, but up my ass.
Green leans forward, really digging in.
Blue: It’s like I am down to my last heart and you won’t stop beeping!
Green: Hey! Listen! Fuck you!
Red: Whoa, what’s going on?
Blue (off screen): Our focus group indicated that insult comedy and gaming references would serve us well.
Green continues – now insulting red.
Green: You’re the water temple in person-form.