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Expiration Anxiety

In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.

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A New Me

Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.

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Tossed Word Salad

That robot is going to run for office one day.

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Volleyball

Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.

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Dinner Fowl

He always wondered why his chicken ended up being extra creamy.

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For Sale

Blu ain’t got no time for this.

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Commercial Break #2

KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY

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Easy Living #1

Get the ones with the blue-haired Evangelion chick. Those tend to be the best quality.

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Dinosaur Girl Academy

In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.

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TMI

Child abuse is hilarious from a distance. Unless it is a circus family and the dad is a clown, then it is funny no matter…

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How Not to be Seen

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A Humorous Growth

Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.

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Robo Puberty

Awww, our little Green is growing up.

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Get Stuffed pt. 2

Before you anime fans get upset, please smell yourself so you have full context for our joke.

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Get Stuffed

That cushion was good for the pushin’, though.

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The Turtle

Turtles going all the way down.

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Really Late Term

We’re really scraping with this one.

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Gag Gifts

The discount is even great on previously used anal beads.

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Manifesto

“… and another thing, I am tired of automated kiosks at McDonald’s. Whatever happened to service with a smile?”

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Eclipse

We really tried to avoid a stupid joke title like “Total Eclipse of the Fart.” You’re welcome.

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Find the Birdy

RAAAAHHH. POLLY WANTS A SHOWER.

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A Great Deal

All those rebates and discounts and you’re still worthless.

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Gamer Comic

They are all Nintendo references because Nintendo makes the only good games, let’s be honest here. Gamer Comic Transcript The following is a transcript for…

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You’ve got a few problems

We like Blue because she tells it like it is. You’ve got a few problems Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.…

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