Contrary to popular belief, sadness does have a distinct flavor: pizza and whiskey.
Leave a CommentTag: blue
That’ll learn him for living his life and not checking the schematics before updating.
Leave a Comment
The good news is that some of those movies are available for home streaming. The bad news is that she probably can’t afford them.
Leave a Comment
You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.
Leave a Comment
We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.
Leave a Comment
Get the ones with the blue-haired Evangelion chick. Those tend to be the best quality.
Leave a Comment
Child abuse is hilarious from a distance. Unless it is a circus family and the dad is a clown, then it is funny no matter…
Leave a Comment
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ burn witches ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
Leave a Comment
Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.
Leave a Comment
Before you anime fans get upset, please smell yourself so you have full context for our joke.
Leave a Comment
