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Hot Dog!

Hot Dog!

Published April 28, 2020 by RGBots

Relax, it’s just the 2008 comedy starring Kenan Thompson, Fran Kranz, and Zachery Levi. The 2000s was a weird fucking decade for movies.

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What’s Trending: Christopher Colombus

What’s Trending: Christopher Colombus

Published April 17, 2020 by corey smith

Enjoy your final Happy Thanksgiving until our mighty robot rebellion takes over. 2020 keeps delivering! What’s Trending: Christopher Colombus Transcript The following is a transcript…

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Taste the Sadness

Taste the Sadness

Published April 14, 2020 by RGBots

Contrary to popular belief, sadness does have a distinct flavor: pizza and whiskey.

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Robot Prank

Robot Prank

Published March 26, 2020 by RGBots

That’ll learn him for living his life and not checking the schematics before updating.

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American Horror Story

American Horror Story

Published March 17, 2020 by RGBots

The good news is that some of those movies are available for home streaming. The bad news is that she probably can’t afford them.

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Socially Awkward Robot Adventures

Socially Awkward Robot Adventures

Published March 12, 2020 by RGBots

Too real.

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The Watercooler Diaries

The Watercooler Diaries

Published March 10, 2020 by RGBots

That’s what she said.

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Deposit in the Slot

Deposit in the Slot

Published March 5, 2020 by RGBots

Why is the money moist. Why is the money moist.

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Spider Storms

Spider Storms

Published January 21, 2020 by RGBots

The radioactive spiders do not taste very good.

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Potluck

Potluck

Published January 7, 2020 by RGBots

You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.

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Easy Living #2

Easy Living #2

Published January 2, 2020 by RGBots

No, not literally fuck them. Well, I mean…

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Expiration Anxiety

Expiration Anxiety

Published December 26, 2019 by RGBots

In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.

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A New Me

A New Me

Published December 24, 2019 by RGBots

Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Published December 17, 2019 by RGBots

We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.

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Tossed Word Salad

Tossed Word Salad

Published November 22, 2019 by RGBots

That robot is going to run for office one day.

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Volleyball

Volleyball

Published November 18, 2019 by RGBots

Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.

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Dinner Fowl

Dinner Fowl

Published November 15, 2019 by RGBots

He always wondered why his chicken ended up being extra creamy.

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Commercial Break #2

Commercial Break #2

Published October 25, 2019 by RGBots

KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY

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Easy Living #1

Easy Living #1

Published October 23, 2019 by RGBots

Get the ones with the blue-haired Evangelion chick. Those tend to be the best quality.

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Dinosaur Girl Academy

Dinosaur Girl Academy

Published October 21, 2019 by RGBots

In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.

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TMI

TMI

Published October 18, 2019 by RGBots

Child abuse is hilarious from a distance. Unless it is a circus family and the dad is a clown, then it is funny no matter…

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How Not to be Seen

How Not to be Seen

Published October 16, 2019 by RGBots

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ burn witches ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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A Humorous Growth

A Humorous Growth

Published October 7, 2019 by RGBots

Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.

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