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What’s Trending: Nancy Reagan

Absolutely gobbling up the low-hanging fruit of this Twitter trend about Nancy Reagan. What’s Trending: Nancy Reagan Transcript The following is a transcript of the…

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Can’t Fuck Without Chuck

CRAWLING IN MY PLASTIC SKIN – THESE WOUNDS – THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEAL Can’t Fuck Without Chuck Transcript The following is a transcript of the…

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Now we’ve got bad blood

Now that is how you do it, SNL. Now we’ve got bad blood Transcript The following is a transcript of the Nov. 16, 2021, RGBots…

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Circus of Value

Not really a judgment or anything. 2 for $3.50 McDoubles is fire. But… how did we get to the point where clowns and ground beef…

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What’s Trending: Dan Bongino

Phil Spaghetti. Richie Tortellini. Carl Ravioli. What’s Trending: Dan Bongino Transcript The following is a transcript of the Oct. 18, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One…

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Brown Water Baptism

So uncivilized. Brown Water Baptism Transcript The following is a transcript of the Oct. 14, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue stares at the viewer.…

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What’s Trending: Sexual Anarchy

Sexual Anarchy sold out in the mid-1980s when they tried to make a hip-hop album and alienated most of their fans. What’s Trending: Sexual Anarchy…

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Of Sound Mind

This comic has a lot of depth. We managed to fit a lot in. Of Sound Mind Transcript The following is a transcript of the…

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A Joe Rogan Experience

Literally sounded like a bucket of offal and beer being shaken around. A Joe Rogan Experience Transcript The following is a transcript of the Sept.…

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Prophet of a Meathead God

“You mean… I can listen to him on my phone for free and not call the pay-per-minute line?” Prophet of a Meathead God Transcript The…

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A Dream Deferred

Joe Rogan definitely has a presence, doesn’t he? A Dream Deferred Transcript The following is a transcript of the Sept. 23, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel…

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What’s Trending: Nextdoor

Boomer internet is freaking wild, folks. What’s Trending: Nextdoor Transcript This is the transcript for the Sept 21, 2021 RGBots Panel One Blue is browsing…

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And Introducing…

Who could it be now? *sexy sax riff* And Introducing… Transcript This is the transcript for the Sept 20, 2021 RGBots Panel One Red and…

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Blue World Order

They’re only violent purges because you don’t like them. Blue World Order Transcript This is the transcript for the Sept 17, 2021 RGBots Panel One…

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What’s Trending: Nicki Minaj

A lot of ball discourse lately. My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became…

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Late Stage Capitalism

PLEASE SEND FOOD SHE IS STARVING Late Stage Capitalism Transcript This is the transcript for the Aug 17, 2021 RGBots Panel One Green strikes up…

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What’s Trending: Pieter

Do you know sometimes dicks are called “Peters?” “Pieter” works as well. What’s Trending – Pieter Transcript This is the transcript for the July 28,…

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Secret Agent

Beep, boop, Red down the chute. Secret Agent Transcript This is the transcript for the July 27, 2021 RGBots Panel One The robots are standing…

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What’s Trending – JK Rowling

No, I will not get over the fact a grown adult millionaire writer’s explanation for wizard bathrooms was that they just shit their robes. Hogwarts…

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Fool you once – you deserve it, dickhead

Have you been kicked in the head recently? Then you’ll love CosmicBook News. Fool you once – you deserve it, dickhead Transcript This is the…

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A Stretch

Not at all. A Stretch Transcript This is the transcript for the July 8, 2021 RGBots Panel One Red is staring off to the side,…

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Dildo Braggins

Mechanical thinking. Dildo Braggins Transcript This is the transcript for the June 24, 2021 RGBots Panel One Red is looking at the reader, directly addressing…

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Boiling Mad

Ever been cut with a pasta crimper? Do you want to? Boiling Mad Transcript This is the transcript for the June 22, 2021 RGBots Panel…

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Sustenance

All this fighting for some gas station taquitos. :\ Sustenance Transcript This is the transcript for the June 17, 2021 RGBots Panel One: Green stands…

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Parental Guidance

“Child, this is how you dismember a torso. Remember, smaller pieces are dissolve much faster in the acid.” Parental Guidance Transcript This is the transcript…

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