Mechanical thinking.
Dildo Braggins Transcript
This is the transcript for the June 24, 2021 RGBots
Panel One
Red is looking at the reader, directly addressing them.
Red; Someone was arguing with me online and accused me of having a “kickstart dildo” and I have questions.
Panel Two
Red is contemplating the meaning of the words.
Red: Is it a dildo that was part of a Kickstarter campaign? Like, a backer reward? Or is it a dildo that requires some sort of kickstart, making it some form of mechanical sex toy?
Panel Three
Red is still encumbered by thoughts about the meaning of the term “kickstart dildo.”
Red: If that’s the case, would that be burning the lede, in a sense? Wouldn’t it make more sense to call it a “mechanical dildo” than a “kickstart dildo?” It makes me inclined to believe he is referring to the former.
Panel Four
Blue appears from the side and comments on the situation.
Blue: You have spent way too much time thinking about this, you dildo.