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The Straight Story

The Straight Story

Published March 3, 2020 by RGBots

Kota sends us a question. At least he could hug himself the whole time.

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Spider Storms

Spider Storms

Published January 21, 2020 by RGBots

The radioactive spiders do not taste very good.

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Green is a Terrible Wingman

Green is a Terrible Wingman

Published January 16, 2020 by RGBots

The sad reality is that he got the STD from a dumpster (don’t ask).

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How to Kill a God

How to Kill a God

Published January 14, 2020 by RGBots

Gage sends in a question about killing gods, as nerds do. You can also read that nerd’s comic, Key to the Future’s Fate. And remember,…

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Marketing Portals

Marketing Portals

Published January 9, 2020 by RGBots

Capitalism leads to impulses that some would call… unnatural.

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Potluck

Potluck

Published January 7, 2020 by RGBots

You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.

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Expiration Anxiety

Expiration Anxiety

Published December 26, 2019 by RGBots

In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.

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A New Me

A New Me

Published December 24, 2019 by RGBots

Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.

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Orangeline

Orangeline

Published December 19, 2019 by RGBots

I’m mighty-tighty-whitey and I’m smuggling plums.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Published December 17, 2019 by RGBots

We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.

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What’s Trending: They Love Our Salads

What’s Trending: They Love Our Salads

Published November 23, 2019 by corey smith

They love our salads. Ask them. What’s Trending: They Love Our Salads Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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Tossed Word Salad

Tossed Word Salad

Published November 22, 2019 by RGBots

That robot is going to run for office one day.

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Volleyball

Volleyball

Published November 18, 2019 by RGBots

Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.

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Dinner Fowl

Dinner Fowl

Published November 15, 2019 by RGBots

He always wondered why his chicken ended up being extra creamy.

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For Sale

For Sale

Published November 13, 2019 by RGBots

Blu ain’t got no time for this.

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Trough Customer

Trough Customer

Published November 11, 2019 by RGBots

Less of a boat drink and more of a canoe drink.

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Friendshit

Friendshit

Published November 8, 2019 by RGBots

Never trust the King of the Rats to make your food.

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Rodementia

Rodementia

Published November 6, 2019 by RGBots

Everyone has that phase.

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Inspiration #1

Inspiration #1

Published November 4, 2019 by RGBots

Beep beep eat the potatoes

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Commercial Break #2

Commercial Break #2

Published October 25, 2019 by RGBots

KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY

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What’s Trending: Smash Mouth, Again

What’s Trending: Smash Mouth, Again

Published October 22, 2019 by corey smith

“Who’s There?” Pestilence. What’s Trending: Smash Mouth, Again Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green is staring at his…