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Carve That Turkey

RGBots thanksgiving machete comic

Red was asking for it, given that hostility. Carve That Turkey Transcript This is a transcript of the November 27th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…

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Burning Question

RGBots itchy butthole comic

We really pulled this one out of our asses. Burning Question Transcript This is a transcript of the November 25th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…

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Tone Death

rgbots karaoke comic

Can’t carry a tune because he’s bleeding out. Tone Death Transcript This is a transcript of the November 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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I Know What You Are

RGBots bug comic

We’ve all been in this situation where things become increasingly clear and someone has self identified. By the way, this is based on a conversation…

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Never Forget

RGBots 9-11 comic

DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? WE INVADED TWO COUNTRIES OVER THIS. Never Forget Transcript This is a transcript of the September 11th, 2025,…

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The Final Voyage of C. Kirk

charlie kirk punk shooting comic

You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s…

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Feelfilled

RGBots eating feelings comic

Feasting on feelings. Dining on doubts. Peckish for pathos. Feelfilled Transcript This is a transcript of the August 23rd, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue…

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Career Transitions

RGBots career transition comic

All good. Yep. Career Transitions Transcript This is a transcript of the August 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is asking Green a question.…

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Millennial Coded

RGBots Middle East war comic

I’m tired, Boss. Millennial Coded Transcript This is a transcript of the June 23, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red standing, staring into the distance,…

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True Colors

RGBots Greenland invasion comic

Like, what do you call a glowie from another country? True Colors Transcript This is a transcript of the March 6, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel…

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Matching Uniforms

RGBots autism council comic

If you identify with this comic you’re already on the council. Matching Uniforms Transcript This is a transcript of the February 25, 2025, RGBots comic.…

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Big Gulf, Far Cry

RGBots gulf of america guld of mexico comic

A body of water, equivalent in size to one’s ego. Big Gulf, Far Cry Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13, 2025, RGBots…

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Essaycraft

RGBots essay writing comic

Not inspired by anything actually experienced. Not at all. Essaycraft Transcript This is a transcript of the February 11, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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Incoherent Screaming

RGBots incoherent screaming comic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Incoherent Transcript This is a transcript of the February 4, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red asks Green a question, Green just screams incoherently.…

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What’s Trending: Downward Dogg

RGBots Snoop Dogg crypto comic

I mean, Snoop Dogg will roll over for any bag of cash. Even if it’s fake money. What’s Trending: Downward Dogg Transcript This is a…

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The Hours Are Not What They Seem

RGBots David Lynch comic

Not gonna lie, today just fucking sucks. RIP David Lynch. Discovering your work as a kid changed my life. The Hours Are Not What They…

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Good Boys and Girls

RGBots praise kink comic

Ever talked to someone with a praise kink? It’s exhausting. Good Boys and Girls Transcript This is a transcript of the January 14, 2025, RGBots…

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Robot Philosophy

RGBots Philosophy comic

It all seems so binary, doesn’t it? RGBots will be moving to a T/TH schedule for a bit as I work on Steamboat Sailor Brawl!…

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2025 Vibes

RGBots suicide new year comic

But has Green realized that the new Superman movie will come out in 2025? 2025 Vibes Transcript This is a transcript of the December 30,…

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Fight Salon

RGBots fight salon comic

Get the title? it’s because it is a discussion. Fight Salon Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16, 2024, RGBots comic. Panel One…

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Job Interview

RGBots job interview freestyle

More jobs should base hiring practices on freestyle rap verse. Job Interview Transcript This is a transcript of the December 13, 2024, RGBots comic. Panel…

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Franchise Thinking

RGBots canon comic

THIS IS HOW YOU ALL SOUND. Franchise Thinking Transcript This is a transcript of the December 11, 2024, RGBots comic. Panel One Green leans forward,…

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Rallying Cry

RGBots deny defend depose comic

Revolution is a team sport, and we already have the slogan. The merch is already flying. Rallying Cry Transcript This is a transcript of the…

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What’s Trending: The Revolution Will Not Be Covered by Insurance

RGBots insurance news comic

We’re a little worried given the content of our Thanksgiving comic, but we’re pretty sure we aren’t on a watchlist. If we were, you’d also…

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Art Class

RGBots art class comic

Would it count as AI-generated if Green had drawn them? Art Class Transcript This is a transcript of the December 4, 2024, RGBots comic. Panel…

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