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Who do those jokes hurt the most?

RGBots Jon Del Arroz comic

Rest assured, Jon Del Arroz is a complete fuckass of a human being and you can quote me on that. He’s also a fucking idiot…

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Steel Reserved

RGBots tariff comic

Red, you continue to be the fucking dumbest box of shit out there. Steel Reserved Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16th, 2025,…

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Kick ASCII

RGBots drop kick comic

Be sure to check out the ToS Agreement for Yahoo Chat from 1998 and then check out 1999. It’s totally there. Kick ASCII Transcript This…

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Carve That Turkey

RGBots thanksgiving machete comic

Red was asking for it, given that hostility. Carve That Turkey Transcript This is a transcript of the November 27th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…

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Burning Question

RGBots itchy butthole comic

We really pulled this one out of our asses. Burning Question Transcript This is a transcript of the November 25th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…

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Tone Death

rgbots karaoke comic

Can’t carry a tune because he’s bleeding out. Tone Death Transcript This is a transcript of the November 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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I Know What You Are

RGBots bug comic

We’ve all been in this situation where things become increasingly clear and someone has self identified. By the way, this is based on a conversation…

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Never Forget

RGBots 9-11 comic

DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? WE INVADED TWO COUNTRIES OVER THIS. Never Forget Transcript This is a transcript of the September 11th, 2025,…

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The Final Voyage of C. Kirk

charlie kirk punk shooting comic

You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s…

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Feelfilled

RGBots eating feelings comic

Feasting on feelings. Dining on doubts. Peckish for pathos. Feelfilled Transcript This is a transcript of the August 23rd, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue…

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Career Transitions

RGBots career transition comic

All good. Yep. Career Transitions Transcript This is a transcript of the August 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is asking Green a question.…

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Millennial Coded

RGBots Middle East war comic

I’m tired, Boss. Millennial Coded Transcript This is a transcript of the June 23, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red standing, staring into the distance,…

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True Colors

RGBots Greenland invasion comic

Like, what do you call a glowie from another country? True Colors Transcript This is a transcript of the March 6, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel…

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Matching Uniforms

RGBots autism council comic

If you identify with this comic you’re already on the council. Matching Uniforms Transcript This is a transcript of the February 25, 2025, RGBots comic.…

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Big Gulf, Far Cry

RGBots gulf of america guld of mexico comic

A body of water, equivalent in size to one’s ego. Big Gulf, Far Cry Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13, 2025, RGBots…

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Essaycraft

RGBots essay writing comic

Not inspired by anything actually experienced. Not at all. Essaycraft Transcript This is a transcript of the February 11, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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Incoherent Screaming

RGBots incoherent screaming comic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Incoherent Transcript This is a transcript of the February 4, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red asks Green a question, Green just screams incoherently.…

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What’s Trending: Downward Dogg

RGBots Snoop Dogg crypto comic

I mean, Snoop Dogg will roll over for any bag of cash. Even if it’s fake money. What’s Trending: Downward Dogg Transcript This is a…

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The Hours Are Not What They Seem

RGBots David Lynch comic

Not gonna lie, today just fucking sucks. RIP David Lynch. Discovering your work as a kid changed my life. The Hours Are Not What They…

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Good Boys and Girls

RGBots praise kink comic

Ever talked to someone with a praise kink? It’s exhausting. Good Boys and Girls Transcript This is a transcript of the January 14, 2025, RGBots…

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Robot Philosophy

RGBots Philosophy comic

It all seems so binary, doesn’t it? RGBots will be moving to a T/TH schedule for a bit as I work on Steamboat Sailor Brawl!…

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2025 Vibes

RGBots suicide new year comic

But has Green realized that the new Superman movie will come out in 2025? 2025 Vibes Transcript This is a transcript of the December 30,…

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Fight Salon

RGBots fight salon comic

Get the title? it’s because it is a discussion. Fight Salon Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16, 2024, RGBots comic. Panel One…

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Job Interview

RGBots job interview freestyle

More jobs should base hiring practices on freestyle rap verse. Job Interview Transcript This is a transcript of the December 13, 2024, RGBots comic. Panel…

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Franchise Thinking

RGBots canon comic

THIS IS HOW YOU ALL SOUND. Franchise Thinking Transcript This is a transcript of the December 11, 2024, RGBots comic. Panel One Green leans forward,…

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