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Spider Storms

Spider Storms

Published January 21, 2020 by RGBots

The radioactive spiders do not taste very good.

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Green is a Terrible Wingman

Green is a Terrible Wingman

Published January 16, 2020 by RGBots

The sad reality is that he got the STD from a dumpster (don’t ask).

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Marketing Portals

Marketing Portals

Published January 9, 2020 by RGBots

Capitalism leads to impulses that some would call… unnatural.

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Potluck

Potluck

Published January 7, 2020 by RGBots

You can always just dip the napkins into a sauce. That’s how I fed myself through a couple of months of unemployment.

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Commercial Break #3

Commercial Break #3

Published December 31, 2019 by RGBots

Barbecue sauce is merely a weak balm, honey mustard is stronger yet.

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Expiration Anxiety

Expiration Anxiety

Published December 26, 2019 by RGBots

In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.

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A New Me

A New Me

Published December 24, 2019 by RGBots

Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.

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Orangeline

Orangeline

Published December 19, 2019 by RGBots

I’m mighty-tighty-whitey and I’m smuggling plums.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Published December 17, 2019 by RGBots

We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.

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Volleyball

Volleyball

Published November 18, 2019 by RGBots

Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.

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Friendshit

Friendshit

Published November 8, 2019 by RGBots

Never trust the King of the Rats to make your food.

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Commercial Break #2

Commercial Break #2

Published October 25, 2019 by RGBots

KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY

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Dinosaur Girl Academy

Dinosaur Girl Academy

Published October 21, 2019 by RGBots

In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.

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How Not to be Seen

How Not to be Seen

Published October 16, 2019 by RGBots

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ burn witches ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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What a Mouthful

What a Mouthful

Published October 14, 2019 by RGBots

How else do you pitch it? Seriously, I need help.

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C’mon and Slam

C’mon and Slam

Published October 11, 2019 by RGBots

It is a conversation that is happening all across America. It is a conversation we need to have.

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Green does not have many friends: Vol. 1

Green does not have many friends: Vol. 1

Published October 9, 2019 by RGBots

“How about a good, old fashioned hand jive?!” Green shouts into the distance as Red has abandoned him. “I wonder what his issue was?” he…

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A Humorous Growth

A Humorous Growth

Published October 7, 2019 by RGBots

Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.

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Autistic Expression

Autistic Expression

Published September 27, 2019 by RGBots

“I mean, I did dabble in watercolors once.”

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Really Late Term

Really Late Term

Published September 23, 2019 by RGBots

We’re really scraping with this one.

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Magnetic Personality

Magnetic Personality

Published September 20, 2019 by RGBots

Tapioca, to the tune of “Oklahoma.”

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