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In-TRU-sive

A standard writing process. In-TRU-sive Transcript This is a transcript of the April 13, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and Red are trying to…

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Bots on Bots

Ever had a conversation with an utter moron? How about two of them? Bots on Bots This is a transcript of the March 23, 2021,…

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What’s Trending – The Heritage Foundation

Well speak of the devils! What’s Trending – The Heritage Foundation This is a transcript of the March 22, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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What’s Trending – Elon Musk, Dr. Oz, and the Boston Marathon Bomber

Well, #JusticeLeague was trending over the weekend. What’s Trending – Elon Musk, Dr. Oz, and the Boston Marathon Bomber This is a transcript of the…

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Like A Wet Fart

Why would anyone think that the problems with the movie would be solved by… adding more of the source? Like A Wet Fart This is…

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Rumbly in the Tumbly

Excrelscior! Rumbly in the Tumbly This is a transcript of the March 4, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One: Green is leaning toward Red. Green: I…

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What’s Trending: #RestInPiss

#RestInPiss comic

How many urolagnians saw the hashtag #RestInPiss and were disappointed before growing delighted again? What’s Trending: Rest In Piss Transcript This is a transcript of…

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Shmoe Laid Low by Low Blow

Shmoe Laid Low by Low Blow Comic

Also, fuck Red. Shmoe Laid Low by Low Blow Transcript This is a transcript of the February 16, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Red and…

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Nice tip, Karen

RGBots - Nice tip, Karen

Google… how do you meme? Nice tip, Karen Transcript The following is a transcript of the Jan. 25, 2021 RGBots comic. Panel One Green is…

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“Snoopy Head Ass”

RGBots - "Snoopy Head Ass"

We are still rocked to our very core by this assemblage of words. “Snoopy Head Ass” Transcript The following is a transcript of the Jan.…

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What’s Trending: And Ted Cruz

What's Trending - And Ted Cruz

“… and TED CRUZ!” *off-key saxophone riff rips through the air like thunder* What’s Trending: And Ted Cruz Transcript This is a transcript of the…

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Rubdown Rampage

“Yeah, let’s see how you feel when your aches and pains are gone!” Rubdown Rampage Transcript Panel One Blue: “Oddly valiant of you to donate…

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What’s Trending: Stimulus Checks

If you are being told revolutionary action is a problem then you are living in a world that requires revolutionary action. What’s Trending: Stimulus Checks…

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The Writing Is On The Wall

Fun with signs. Got something cooking up for you around the start of the new year, we think. We’ll see. The Writing Is On The…

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True Freedom

You’re free to to do what you want as long as it figures into what is planned for you. True Freedom Transcript The following is…

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Anti-vaxxers Are Dumb #3

Surely burying their children has to be tiresome at this point, right? Especially now. Anti-Vaxxers Are Dumb #3 Transcript The following is a transcript for…

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What’s Trending: Christopher Nolan

*BRRRRRRRRRRM intensifies* Are you a true cinephile if you’re not even willing to risk the plague for 2 hours of big-budget, emotionally-vacant effects work? What’s…

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Toasted And Roasted

What a turnover of events… Toasted And Roasted Transcript The following is a transcript for this Dec 05, 2020 RGBots comic. Panel One Red and…

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Hot Dog!

Relax, it’s just the 2008 comedy starring Kenan Thompson, Fran Kranz, and Zachery Levi. The 2000s was a weird fucking decade for movies.

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Love Typos Eternal

What about the eggplant, Green? What about the eggplant?

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Robot Prank

That’ll learn him for living his life and not checking the schematics before updating.

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Green is a Terrible Wingman 2

Get you a wingman who does his due diligence and a thorough background check.

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Socially Awkward Robot Adventures

Too real.

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The Watercooler Diaries

That’s what she said.

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Deposit in the Slot

Why is the money moist. Why is the money moist.

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