“… and TED CRUZ!” *off-key saxophone riff rips through the air like thunder*
What’s Trending: And Ted Cruz Transcript
This is a transcript of the January 16th, 2021, RGBots comic.
Green holds a smartphone up for Red to read.
Red: “And Ted Cruz” is currently trending on Twitter.
Red glances at the audience.
Red: It sounds like it comes from the worst opening cast credits of the worst 1980s sitcom ever.