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Commercial Break #3

Commercial Break #3

Published December 31, 2019 by RGBots

Barbecue sauce is merely a weak balm, honey mustard is stronger yet.

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Expiration Anxiety

Expiration Anxiety

Published December 26, 2019 by RGBots

In case you were wondering, it was Hell… THE WHOLE TIME.

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A New Me

Published December 24, 2019 by RGBots

Every angle has been accounted for; thankfully they are all ninety degrees.

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Orangeline

Published December 19, 2019 by RGBots

I’m mighty-tighty-whitey and I’m smuggling plums.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb 2

Published December 17, 2019 by RGBots

We’ve officially switched to a Tuesday-Thursday schedule here. Being hilarious all the time is exhausting.

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Volleyball

Published November 18, 2019 by RGBots

Head trauma is the most intellectual of traumas.

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For Sale

Published November 13, 2019 by RGBots

Blu ain’t got no time for this.

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Friendshit

Published November 8, 2019 by RGBots

Never trust the King of the Rats to make your food.

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Rodementia

Published November 6, 2019 by RGBots

Everyone has that phase.

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Commercial Break #2

Commercial Break #2

Published October 25, 2019 by RGBots

KILL THE PLANTS PUT THEM IN JARS YOU HAVE MADE MOTHER HAPPY

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Dinosaur Girl Academy

Dinosaur Girl Academy

Published October 21, 2019 by RGBots

In the final episode the whole school is wiped out by a meteor.

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How Not to be Seen

How Not to be Seen

Published October 16, 2019 by RGBots

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ burn witches ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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What a Mouthful

What a Mouthful

Published October 14, 2019 by RGBots

How else do you pitch it? Seriously, I need help.

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C’mon and Slam

C’mon and Slam

Published October 11, 2019 by RGBots

It is a conversation that is happening all across America. It is a conversation we need to have.

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Green does not have many friends: Vol. 1

Green does not have many friends: Vol. 1

Published October 9, 2019 by RGBots

“How about a good, old fashioned hand jive?!” Green shouts into the distance as Red has abandoned him. “I wonder what his issue was?” he…

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A Humorous Growth

A Humorous Growth

Published October 7, 2019 by RGBots

Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.

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Robo Puberty

Published October 4, 2019 by RGBots

Awww, our little Green is growing up.

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Autistic Expression

Autistic Expression

Published September 27, 2019 by RGBots

“I mean, I did dabble in watercolors once.”

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The Turtle

Published September 25, 2019 by RGBots

Turtles going all the way down.

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Really Late Term

Really Late Term

Published September 23, 2019 by RGBots

We’re really scraping with this one.

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Magnetic Personality

Magnetic Personality

Published September 20, 2019 by RGBots

Tapioca, to the tune of “Oklahoma.”

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Manifesto

Published September 13, 2019 by RGBots

“… and another thing, I am tired of automated kiosks at McDonald’s. Whatever happened to service with a smile?”

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Eclipse

Published September 11, 2019 by RGBots

We really tried to avoid a stupid joke title like “Total Eclipse of the Fart.” You’re welcome.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb

Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb

Published September 9, 2019 by RGBots

Being an anti-vaxxer parent is like raising a child on Dante Must Die-mode.

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Find the Birdy

Published September 6, 2019 by RGBots

RAAAAHHH. POLLY WANTS A SHOWER.

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