See how a schedule holds up when you’re tired. It becomes mighty optional, then. Unwelcome Advice Transcript This is a transcript of the March 13th,…
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This is what happens when you try to implement discipline in a craft. Unwelcome Advice Transcript This is a transcript of the March 9th, 2026,…
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Also, are Cybertrucks what hicks think “futuristic” looks like?. Outreach Transcript This is a transcript of the March 5th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue…
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True story. That shit really happened. Shit Gets Real Transcript This is a transcript of the March 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is…
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He could also be a great resource for the smaller-faced among us. Anyway, source, as some of you all have trust issues. What’s Trending: Sticking…
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THIS COMIC IS FOR SEX-HAVERS ONLY IF YOU HAVE NOT HAD SEX GO BACK TO ROBLOX Malawareness Transcript This is a transcript of the February…
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Did your comfort character getting hurt in the feels stab at you bitterly like a thousand blades? You are lesser equipped to deal with emotional…
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Goo goo g’joob. I am the Walrus Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green enters confidently and…
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I’m sure he connected it to her personality. Road Worked Transcript This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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Always, and forever… 💖FUCK ICE💖 ICE vs. Cow Transcript This is a transcript of the February 5th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is outlining…
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The joke here relies on everyone understanding that Green is a psychopath. The Coming Storm Transcript This is a transcript of the January 30th, 2026,…
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They even sang the birthday song as well and it was horribly awkward. Fun times! Tough Sheet Transcript This is a transcript of the January…
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He’s a natural at this. Ever So Helpful Transcript This is a transcript of the January 22nd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is updating…
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Straight outta the Czech Republic, comin’ at you from the factory. The second most popular thing to come out of the Czech Republic that isn’t…
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Like and subscribe, I guess. Source: https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2026/01/15/lds-news-youtubes-mrbeast-touts/ What’s Trending: Beast Mode Transcript This is a transcript of the January 16th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One…
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I did it again! Green Finds a Magnet Transcript This is a transcript of the January 15th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is excited…
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I am such a hack. It took me years to get to this one. Green Walks Into An Open Manhole Transcript This is a transcript…
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It was either pretending he was Donkey Kong or he was in his “Hunter S. Thompson” phase. It’s hard to tell. Monkeying Around Transcript This…
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The only problem is that all the tape and glue are sample sizes. Budget Medical Transcript This is a transcript of the January 6th, 2026,…
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It’s like if there was a sequel to Goodfellas where they get into the White House, but instead of a movie it is real, we’re…
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Here I go being made about people’s wrong opinions about science fiction shows on New Years Eve. A Pluribus of Dunces Transcript This is a…
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A Christmas Horror Story. Like that other Bob Clark Christmas movie. You Will Be Visited by Three Spirits Transcript This is a transcript of the…
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Maybe if he’d stop gawping for air for a hearty chuckle every four words… Speak Jackass Transcript This is a transcript of the December 23rd,…
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Rest assured, Jon Del Arroz is a complete fuckass of a human being and you can quote me on that. He’s also a fucking idiot…
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Red, you continue to be the fucking dumbest box of shit out there. Steel Reserved Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16th, 2025,…
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