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Chapter: RGBots

A Pluribus of Dunces

RGBots pluribus comic

Here I go being made about people’s wrong opinions about science fiction shows on New Years Eve. A Pluribus of Dunces Transcript This is a…

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You Will Be Visited by Three Spirits

RGBots Christmas 2025 comic

A Christmas Horror Story. Like that other Bob Clark Christmas movie. You Will Be Visited by Three Spirits Transcript This is a transcript of the…

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Speak Jackass

RGBots speaking like a jackass comic

Maybe if he’d stop gawping for air for a hearty chuckle every four words… Speak Jackass Transcript This is a transcript of the December 23rd,…

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Who do those jokes hurt the most?

RGBots Jon Del Arroz comic

Rest assured, Jon Del Arroz is a complete fuckass of a human being and you can quote me on that. He’s also a fucking idiot…

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Steel Reserved

RGBots tariff comic

Red, you continue to be the fucking dumbest box of shit out there. Steel Reserved Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16th, 2025,…

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You Just Activated My Trap Car

RGBots NRA comic

Honking at a NRA member classifies as a “Stand your Ground” bingo space. Traffic is a right-wing tree blind, but with wheels. You Just Activated…

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Kick ASCII

RGBots drop kick comic

Be sure to check out the ToS Agreement for Yahoo Chat from 1998 and then check out 1999. It’s totally there. Kick ASCII Transcript This…

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Reader Question: Frog Chat

RGBots frog cloaca comic

You brought this on yourself, AllyBear. Now the whole Discord is hopping mad. Reader Question: Frog Chat Transcript This is a transcript of the December…

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Reader Question: A Haunting Thought

RGBots dead mom comic

Good thing the guy asking the question was a friend or this would be really mean. Read Kevin’s book, The Errant Apprentice, right now. Reader…

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Carve That Turkey

RGBots thanksgiving machete comic

Red was asking for it, given that hostility. Carve That Turkey Transcript This is a transcript of the November 27th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…

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Burning Question

RGBots itchy butthole comic

We really pulled this one out of our asses. Burning Question Transcript This is a transcript of the November 25th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…

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Tone Death

rgbots karaoke comic

Can’t carry a tune because he’s bleeding out. Tone Death Transcript This is a transcript of the November 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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I Know What You Are

RGBots bug comic

We’ve all been in this situation where things become increasingly clear and someone has self identified. By the way, this is based on a conversation…

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Literary Classics: “The Metamorphosis”

rgbots kafka comic

This is some college-freshman-chatGPT-ass logic. Literary Classics: “The Metamorphosis” Transcript This is a transcript of the November 13th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is…

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About To Go Crazy Taxi

RGBots radio comic

Smells like road rage. About To Go Crazy Taxi Transcript This is a transcript of the November 11th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and…

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Never Forget

RGBots 9-11 comic

DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? WE INVADED TWO COUNTRIES OVER THIS. Never Forget Transcript This is a transcript of the September 11th, 2025,…

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The Final Voyage of C. Kirk

charlie kirk punk shooting comic

You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s…

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Feelfilled

RGBots eating feelings comic

Feasting on feelings. Dining on doubts. Peckish for pathos. Feelfilled Transcript This is a transcript of the August 23rd, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue…

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Career Transitions

RGBots career transition comic

All good. Yep. Career Transitions Transcript This is a transcript of the August 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is asking Green a question.…

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Millennial Coded

RGBots Middle East war comic

I’m tired, Boss. Millennial Coded Transcript This is a transcript of the June 23, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red standing, staring into the distance,…

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Film Studies

rgbots milf film comic

Truly patrician taste. Film Studies Transcript This is a transcript of the June 17, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Black void background, with white text.…

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Beside Oneself

RGBots doppelganger comic

Did it work? Beside Oneself Transcript This is a transcript of the June 12, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is addressing the reader, Green:…

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Cool Robot Facts

RGBots cool robot facts comic

Would you believe him if he stated those two facts were unrelated? Cool Robot Facts Transcript This is a transcript of the June 5, 2025,…

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Green Substitute

RGBots food poverty comic

Green has never been above taking home the leftover crackers from the restaurant table. Green Substitute Transcript This is a transcript of the March 7,…

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True Colors

RGBots Greenland invasion comic

Like, what do you call a glowie from another country? True Colors Transcript This is a transcript of the March 6, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel…

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