Here I go being made about people’s wrong opinions about science fiction shows on New Years Eve. A Pluribus of Dunces Transcript This is a…
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A Christmas Horror Story. Like that other Bob Clark Christmas movie. You Will Be Visited by Three Spirits Transcript This is a transcript of the…
Leave a CommentMaybe if he’d stop gawping for air for a hearty chuckle every four words… Speak Jackass Transcript This is a transcript of the December 23rd,…
Leave a CommentRest assured, Jon Del Arroz is a complete fuckass of a human being and you can quote me on that. He’s also a fucking idiot…
3 CommentsRed, you continue to be the fucking dumbest box of shit out there. Steel Reserved Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16th, 2025,…
Leave a CommentHonking at a NRA member classifies as a “Stand your Ground” bingo space. Traffic is a right-wing tree blind, but with wheels. You Just Activated…
Leave a CommentBe sure to check out the ToS Agreement for Yahoo Chat from 1998 and then check out 1999. It’s totally there. Kick ASCII Transcript This…
Leave a CommentYou brought this on yourself, AllyBear. Now the whole Discord is hopping mad. Reader Question: Frog Chat Transcript This is a transcript of the December…
1 CommentGood thing the guy asking the question was a friend or this would be really mean. Read Kevin’s book, The Errant Apprentice, right now. Reader…
Leave a CommentRed was asking for it, given that hostility. Carve That Turkey Transcript This is a transcript of the November 27th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…
Leave a CommentWe really pulled this one out of our asses. Burning Question Transcript This is a transcript of the November 25th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…
1 CommentCan’t carry a tune because he’s bleeding out. Tone Death Transcript This is a transcript of the November 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
Leave a CommentWe’ve all been in this situation where things become increasingly clear and someone has self identified. By the way, this is based on a conversation…
Leave a CommentThis is some college-freshman-chatGPT-ass logic. Literary Classics: “The Metamorphosis” Transcript This is a transcript of the November 13th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is…
Leave a CommentSmells like road rage. About To Go Crazy Taxi Transcript This is a transcript of the November 11th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and…
Leave a CommentDON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? WE INVADED TWO COUNTRIES OVER THIS. Never Forget Transcript This is a transcript of the September 11th, 2025,…
Leave a CommentYou will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s…
Leave a CommentFeasting on feelings. Dining on doubts. Peckish for pathos. Feelfilled Transcript This is a transcript of the August 23rd, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue…
Leave a CommentAll good. Yep. Career Transitions Transcript This is a transcript of the August 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is asking Green a question.…
Leave a CommentI’m tired, Boss. Millennial Coded Transcript This is a transcript of the June 23, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red standing, staring into the distance,…
Leave a CommentTruly patrician taste. Film Studies Transcript This is a transcript of the June 17, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Black void background, with white text.…
Leave a CommentDid it work? Beside Oneself Transcript This is a transcript of the June 12, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is addressing the reader, Green:…
Leave a CommentWould you believe him if he stated those two facts were unrelated? Cool Robot Facts Transcript This is a transcript of the June 5, 2025,…
Leave a CommentGreen has never been above taking home the leftover crackers from the restaurant table. Green Substitute Transcript This is a transcript of the March 7,…
1 CommentLike, what do you call a glowie from another country? True Colors Transcript This is a transcript of the March 6, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel…
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