Press "Enter" to skip to content

Chapter: RGBots

Knock Glock

RGBots gun salesman comic

These robots play some weird fucking games sometimes. Knock Glock Transcript This is a transcript of the June 30th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

Leave a Comment

Robo Caller

RGBots robo caller comic

Irony is dead. Robo Caller Transcript This is a transcript of the June 27th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One Green is on the phone with…

Leave a Comment

Alternative Development Perspectives

RGBots personal development comic

Green’s been so lazy that there isn’t even an extra joke here. Alternative Development Perspectives Transcript This is a transcript of the June 23rd, 2026…

1 Comment

The Green Room: Editorializing

RGBots Green Room do something comic

We’re waiting. The Green Room: Editorializing Transcript This is a transcript of the June 18th, 2026 RGBots comic. Panel One A black screen, with white…

Leave a Comment

Leadership with Impact

RGBots incel punching comic alt upload

If they’re so concerned with pounding, let them lose a couple of teeth in the process. Sometimes violence is the answer. Leadership with Impact Transcript…

Leave a Comment

“I” Statements

RGBots "I" statements comic

That personal development training sure makes it gentler to let someone know they are the problem. “I” Statements Transcript This is a transcript of the…

Leave a Comment

Targeted Marketing Targeting Target

RGBots therapy poverty comic

At this point, what is stopping them from just hauling your ass in and fixing you? Targeted Marketing Targeting Target Transcript This is a transcript…

Leave a Comment

Mandatory Comic Day

RGBots webcomic day comic

You can’t stop us from injecting ourselves into your party because we technically qualify as a webcomic. Mandatory Comic Day Transcript This is a transcript…

Leave a Comment

The Burden of Good Taste

RGBots taste making comic

You’re welcome to debate this in the comments, but you would be wasting your time developing practical skills, like developing good opinions. The Burden of…

1 Comment

Switch It Up

RGBots switch comic

You will fuck, and you will be fucked… to unite this country. Switch It Up Transcript This is a transcript of the May 7th, 2026…

1 Comment

Morning Tradition

RGBots morning greeting comic

We all have our individual style with different friends. Green just happens to hate Red. Morning Tradition Transcript This is a transcript of the May…

1 Comment

What’s Trending: By the Number

RGBots James Comey 86-47 comic

Today’s magic number is “two.” What’s Trending: By the Number Transcript This is a transcript of the April 29th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

Leave a Comment

Lost in Translation

RGBots translation and accent comic

If you can’t hear their accents, it may be that you’ve not been seeing the animated video files associated with each strip. Just click around…

Leave a Comment

Hobby Time

RGBots reader question hobby comic

It’s the simple things. Thank you for the question, CouchGregor! Hobby Time Transcript This is a transcript of the April 23rd 2026, RGBots comic. Panel…

Leave a Comment

NOT UNDER DURASS

RGBots low quality strip

Not sure who uploaded this one and there is nothing you can say to prove otherwise, pissboys. NOT UNDER DURASS Transcript This is a transcript…

Leave a Comment

What’s Trending: Strait Dope

RGBots Strait of Hormuz comic

Which drunk? Hegseth or Patel? Oh, wait, this is a metaphor. What’s Trending: Strait Dope Transcript This is a transcript of the April 19th, 2026,…

Leave a Comment

The Toe-sen One

RGBots Tarantino bible comic

You know the crucifixion scene would have gone hard with whatever needle drop Tarantino chose. The Toe-sen One Transcript This is a transcript of the…

Leave a Comment

A Bird In The Hand

RGBots middle finger comic

Nor will he ever feel the unbeatable status confirmed upon the double-bird. A Bird In The Hand Transcript This is a transcript of the April…

Leave a Comment

Red Dawning

RGBots war comic

We’re laughing our way to fiery deaths, but at least the jokes are fire. Fire, like the fiery deaths we are laughing our way to.…

Leave a Comment

Crash

RGBots crashout comic

This is the 300th RGBots comic, not counting all those “What’s Trending” ones. Crash Transcript This is a transcript of the April 6th, 2026, RGBots…

Leave a Comment

What’s Trending: Easter Surprise

RGBots Trump Easter Comic

Though, does this really act as a surprise at this point? What’s Trending: Easter Surprise Transcript This is a transcript of the April 5th, 2026,…

2 Comments

Easy Living #4

RGBots Raiders fans comic

Every time I see a black truck with a Raiders sticker on the back window, I am aware I am driving behind someone who has…

Leave a Comment

Kash Money

RGBots Kash Patel spam comic

But who was Daley? Kash Money Transcript This is a transcript of the March 26th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green approaches with an exciting…

Leave a Comment

Jim’ll Break It

RGBots Jimmy Savile comic

Not doin’ to good there, mate. Absolutely not. Jim’ll Break It Transcript This is a transcript of the March 24th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One…

Leave a Comment

Schedules are Suggestions

RGBots schedule comic

See how a schedule holds up when you’re tired. It becomes mighty optional, then. Unwelcome Advice Transcript This is a transcript of the March 13th,…

1 Comment