Hobby Lobby could have gotten away with it… If only they spoke hovitos. What’s Trending: Hobby Lobby Transcript This is the transcript for the Sept…
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With special guest… Joe Rogan! What an experience! Everyday Joe Transcript This is the transcript for the Sept 22, 2021 RGBots Panel One Green is…
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Boomer internet is freaking wild, folks. What’s Trending: Nextdoor Transcript This is the transcript for the Sept 21, 2021 RGBots Panel One Blue is browsing…
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“You’ll be a dentist!” The deleted tweet was a video of a super twitchy Winona Ryder. That’s the stuff. What’s Trending: Novocain Transcript This is…
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Who could it be now? *sexy sax riff* And Introducing… Transcript This is the transcript for the Sept 20, 2021 RGBots Panel One Red and…
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They’re only violent purges because you don’t like them. Blue World Order Transcript This is the transcript for the Sept 17, 2021 RGBots Panel One…
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Same wormshit, different day. #Dune director Denis Villeneuve on the MCU "There are too many Marvel movies that are nothing more than a cut and…
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If any of this makes sense to you… you might be a Californian. “Where are they now?” 2021 Recall Edition Transcript This is the transcript…
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Bonus points if they post about it on Facebook. If they have a stroke because of it you basically caught the golden snitch. Boomer Doomer…
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A lot of ball discourse lately. My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became…
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Somehow, I don’t think the message was meant for people like me. What’s Trending: Blue’s Clues Transcript This is the transcript for the Sept 12,…
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Christopher Nolan can eat my green robot ass, too. Mad at the Movies Transcript This is the transcript for the Sept 2, 2021 RGBots Panel…
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A farewell to arms? He never managed to say hello! Rise Up Transcript This is the transcript for the Aug 31, 2021 RGBots Panel One…
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Sounds pretty good, honestly. The Robot Hours III Transcript This is the transcript for the Aug 19, 2021 RGBots Panel One Red continues to DJ…
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PLEASE SEND FOOD SHE IS STARVING Late Stage Capitalism Transcript This is the transcript for the Aug 17, 2021 RGBots Panel One Green strikes up…
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Someone save my liver plz, #GetVaccinated A Sobering Thought Transcript This is the transcript for the Aug 4, 2021 RGBots Panel One Green stares at…
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YOU JUST ENTERED THE GREEN ROOM ORANGES BTFO The Green Room: Oranges Transcript This is the transcript for the Aug 4, 2021 RGBots Panel One…
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Dangerously cheesy. The Robot Hours II Transcript This is the transcript for the July 29, 2021 RGBots Panel One Red is continuing to DJ for…
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Do you know sometimes dicks are called “Peters?” “Pieter” works as well. What’s Trending – Pieter Transcript This is the transcript for the July 28,…
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Beep, boop, Red down the chute. Secret Agent Transcript This is the transcript for the July 27, 2021 RGBots Panel One The robots are standing…
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No, I will not get over the fact a grown adult millionaire writer’s explanation for wizard bathrooms was that they just shit their robes. Hogwarts…
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Amateur Hours The Robot Hours Transcript This is the transcript for the July 15, 2021 RGBots Panel One Red is DJing a radio show. Red:…
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Have you been kicked in the head recently? Then you’ll love CosmicBook News. Fool you once – you deserve it, dickhead Transcript This is the…
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Not at all. A Stretch Transcript This is the transcript for the July 8, 2021 RGBots Panel One Red is staring off to the side,…
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Injured children? You love to see it. Pruning Transcript This is the transcript for the July 6, 2021 RGBots Panel One Red is glancing off…
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