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Good Neighbots Make Good Electric Fences

Hawk shit, box office hits.

Good Neighbots Make Good Electric Fences Transcript

The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red addresses an unknown individual, but presumably a robot.

Red: Howdy, neighbor. You don’t know me, but I know you. I’m a shit-hawker.

Panel Two

Red makes his pitch.

Red: I hawk shit, an’ I’ve been at it ’bout twenty years now. Now, you may notice I ain’t got anything with me. I’m sold out.

Panel Three

Red asks for ideas.

Red: So what I need right now is another heapin’ helpin’ o’ bullshit to hawk to rubes from coast to coast. So, please, tell me which early-2000s movie I should remake.

Panel Four

It was Green he was talking to the whole time!

Green: Reindeer Games, but with an older, puffier Ben Affleck!

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