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Rubdown Rampage

“Yeah, let’s see how you feel when your aches and pains are gone!” Rubdown Rampage Transcript Panel One Blue: “Oddly valiant of you to donate…

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What’s Trending: Jim Jordan

Guess we’re watching C-Span today. What’s Trending: Jim Jordan Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Blue is looking at…

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Inspiration #2

Nacho cheese in my veins. Inspiration #2 Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One A title card of white text…

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Executive Shit

Shit can still go down. Executive Shit Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green: “I am so glad Shit…

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Indie Darling

We strongly approve of vanity projects. Indie Darling Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green, arms in the air:…

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That Festive Feeling

Merry Christmas. It will always get worse. That Festive Feeling Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Blue: “Hey Red,…

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We Have A Winner

We have a winner. We Have A Winner Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green leans forward, pondering to…

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Scarfin’ It Down

Now, bear with me, what if we scotchguard the scar-guarding Skarsgård star scarves? Scarfin’ It Down Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots…

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What’s Trending: Stimulus Checks

If you are being told revolutionary action is a problem then you are living in a world that requires revolutionary action. What’s Trending: Stimulus Checks…

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Secret Origins

Ask the bots and they will answer. http://rgbots.com/ask-the-bots/ Shoutout to @CatComixStudios for the question. Secret Origins Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots…

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The Writing Is On The Wall

Fun with signs. Got something cooking up for you around the start of the new year, we think. We’ll see. The Writing Is On The…

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Oral Examination

What a mouthful. Ironically, this is comic #69 in the archive. Nice. Oral Examination Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel…

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True Freedom

You’re free to to do what you want as long as it figures into what is planned for you. True Freedom Transcript The following is…

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Gundam, Son

Hahahaha. Wouldn’t it be funny if a big Gundam stepped on you? Hahahahaha. *sweats oil* Gundam, Son Transcript The following is a transcript for this…

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Anti-vaxxers Are Dumb #3

Surely burying their children has to be tiresome at this point, right? Especially now. Anti-Vaxxers Are Dumb #3 Transcript The following is a transcript for…

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What’s Trending: Christopher Nolan

*BRRRRRRRRRRM intensifies* Are you a true cinephile if you’re not even willing to risk the plague for 2 hours of big-budget, emotionally-vacant effects work? What’s…

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High Times

*cough* May Passion Be Your Guide Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green is smoking from what appears to…

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Toasted And Roasted

What a turnover of events… Toasted And Roasted Transcript The following is a transcript for this Dec 05, 2020 RGBots comic. Panel One Red and…

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May Passion Be Your Guide

True crime fans be like- May Passion Be Your Guide Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Blue: “You know,…

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Hot Dog!

Relax, it’s just the 2008 comedy starring Kenan Thompson, Fran Kranz, and Zachery Levi. The 2000s was a weird fucking decade for movies.

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What’s Trending: Christopher Colombus

Enjoy your final Happy Thanksgiving until our mighty robot rebellion takes over. 2020 keeps delivering! What’s Trending: Christopher Colombus Transcript The following is a transcript…

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Love Typos Eternal

What about the eggplant, Green? What about the eggplant?

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Taste the Sadness

Contrary to popular belief, sadness does have a distinct flavor: pizza and whiskey.

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Robot Prank

That’ll learn him for living his life and not checking the schematics before updating.

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Bloomin’ Onion

The display even comes with a sauce dispenser though you gotta work the pump a bit.

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