It’s like they get off on withholding their love.
Parent Troubles Transcript
This is a transcript of the June 9, 2022, RGBots comic.
Green raises his hand to ask a question.
Green: Father, I have a question.
Red glances back in annoyance.
Red: I’m not your goddamn father.
Green continues his confused line of inquiry.
Green: How odd, mother had said the same thing about herself.
Blue: You’re fucking weird, dude.
Green is on his knees, crying dramatically into the sky.
Green: I’m sorry I never went to medical school! Why won’t you love me?