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What’s Trending: Blue’s Clues

Somehow, I don’t think the message was meant for people like me.

What’s Trending: Blue’s Clues Transcript

This is the transcript for the Sept 12, 2021 RGBots

Panel One

Green is staring at a video on his smartphone.

Green: Watching that Steve from Blue’s Clues video everyone is freaking out about.

Video: “… and look at you, and all you’ve done.”

Panel Two

Green stares into the distance, suddenly realizing he has accomplished so little.

Green: I’ve not left my apartment in eight months and masturbate almost exclusively to Simpsons porn.

 

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