Somehow, I don’t think the message was meant for people like me.
What’s Trending: Blue’s Clues Transcript
This is the transcript for the Sept 12, 2021 RGBots
Green is staring at a video on his smartphone.
Green: Watching that Steve from Blue’s Clues video everyone is freaking out about.
Video: “… and look at you, and all you’ve done.”
Green stares into the distance, suddenly realizing he has accomplished so little.
Green: I’ve not left my apartment in eight months and masturbate almost exclusively to Simpsons porn.