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Feast or Flamin’

RGBots - Feast or Flamin'

Wait a minute, heat makes corn… better? Feast or Flamin’ Transcript The following is a transcript of the Jan. 20, 2021 RGBots comic. Panel One…

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Autorotica

Autorotica comic

Beep Beep. :o) Autorotica Transcript The following is a transcript of the January 18, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green stands in the blue void.…

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What’s Trending: And Ted Cruz

What's Trending - And Ted Cruz

“… and TED CRUZ!” *off-key saxophone riff rips through the air like thunder* What’s Trending: And Ted Cruz Transcript This is a transcript of the…

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Rubdown Rampage

“Yeah, let’s see how you feel when your aches and pains are gone!” Rubdown Rampage Transcript Panel One Blue: “Oddly valiant of you to donate…

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Inspiration #2

Nacho cheese in my veins. Inspiration #2 Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One A title card of white text…

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Executive Shit

Shit can still go down. Executive Shit Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green: “I am so glad Shit…

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Indie Darling

We strongly approve of vanity projects. Indie Darling Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green, arms in the air:…

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That Festive Feeling

Merry Christmas. It will always get worse. That Festive Feeling Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Blue: “Hey Red,…

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We Have A Winner

We have a winner. We Have A Winner Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green leans forward, pondering to…

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Scarfin’ It Down

Now, bear with me, what if we scotchguard the scar-guarding Skarsgård star scarves? Scarfin’ It Down Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots…

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What’s Trending: Stimulus Checks

If you are being told revolutionary action is a problem then you are living in a world that requires revolutionary action. What’s Trending: Stimulus Checks…

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The Writing Is On The Wall

Fun with signs. Got something cooking up for you around the start of the new year, we think. We’ll see. The Writing Is On The…

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Oral Examination

What a mouthful. Ironically, this is comic #69 in the archive. Nice. Oral Examination Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel…

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True Freedom

You’re free to to do what you want as long as it figures into what is planned for you. True Freedom Transcript The following is…

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Anti-vaxxers Are Dumb #3

Surely burying their children has to be tiresome at this point, right? Especially now. Anti-Vaxxers Are Dumb #3 Transcript The following is a transcript for…

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High Times

*cough* May Passion Be Your Guide Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green is smoking from what appears to…

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Hot Dog!

Relax, it’s just the 2008 comedy starring Kenan Thompson, Fran Kranz, and Zachery Levi. The 2000s was a weird fucking decade for movies.

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Love Typos Eternal

What about the eggplant, Green? What about the eggplant?

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Taste the Sadness

Contrary to popular belief, sadness does have a distinct flavor: pizza and whiskey.

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Robot Prank

That’ll learn him for living his life and not checking the schematics before updating.

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Bloomin’ Onion

The display even comes with a sauce dispenser though you gotta work the pump a bit.

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Green is a Terrible Wingman 2

Get you a wingman who does his due diligence and a thorough background check.

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American Horror Story

The good news is that some of those movies are available for home streaming. The bad news is that she probably can’t afford them.

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Socially Awkward Robot Adventures

Too real.

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The Watercooler Diaries

That’s what she said.

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