You know the crucifixion scene would have gone hard with whatever needle drop Tarantino chose. The Toe-sen One Transcript This is a transcript of the…
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Nor will he ever feel the unbeatable status confirmed upon the double-bird. A Bird In The Hand Transcript This is a transcript of the April…
Leave a CommentWe’re laughing our way to fiery deaths, but at least the jokes are fire. Fire, like the fiery deaths we are laughing our way to.…
Leave a CommentThis is the 300th RGBots comic, not counting all those “What’s Trending” ones. Crash Transcript This is a transcript of the April 6th, 2026, RGBots…
Leave a CommentThough, does this really act as a surprise at this point? What’s Trending: Easter Surprise Transcript This is a transcript of the April 5th, 2026,…
2 CommentsEvery time I see a black truck with a Raiders sticker on the back window, I am aware I am driving behind someone who has…
Leave a CommentBut who was Daley? Kash Money Transcript This is a transcript of the March 26th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green approaches with an exciting…
Leave a CommentNot doin’ to good there, mate. Absolutely not. Jim’ll Break It Transcript This is a transcript of the March 24th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One…
Leave a CommentThis is what happens when you try to implement discipline in a craft. Unwelcome Advice Transcript This is a transcript of the March 9th, 2026,…
Leave a CommentAlso, are Cybertrucks what hicks think “futuristic” looks like?. Outreach Transcript This is a transcript of the March 5th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue…
2 CommentsTrue story. That shit really happened. Shit Gets Real Transcript This is a transcript of the March 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is…
Leave a CommentHe could also be a great resource for the smaller-faced among us. Anyway, source, as some of you all have trust issues. What’s Trending: Sticking…
Leave a CommentTHIS COMIC IS FOR SEX-HAVERS ONLY IF YOU HAVE NOT HAD SEX GO BACK TO ROBLOX Malawareness Transcript This is a transcript of the February…
1 CommentDid your comfort character getting hurt in the feels stab at you bitterly like a thousand blades? You are lesser equipped to deal with emotional…
1 CommentGoo goo g’joob. I am the Walrus Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green enters confidently and…
2 CommentsI’m sure he connected it to her personality. Road Worked Transcript This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
Leave a CommentAlways, and forever… 💖FUCK ICE💖 ICE vs. Cow Transcript This is a transcript of the February 5th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is outlining…
Leave a CommentThe joke here relies on everyone understanding that Green is a psychopath. The Coming Storm Transcript This is a transcript of the January 30th, 2026,…
Leave a CommentThey even sang the birthday song as well and it was horribly awkward. Fun times! Tough Sheet Transcript This is a transcript of the January…
Leave a CommentHe’s a natural at this. Ever So Helpful Transcript This is a transcript of the January 22nd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is updating…
Leave a CommentStraight outta the Czech Republic, comin’ at you from the factory. The second most popular thing to come out of the Czech Republic that isn’t…
Leave a CommentLike and subscribe, I guess. Source: https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2026/01/15/lds-news-youtubes-mrbeast-touts/ What’s Trending: Beast Mode Transcript This is a transcript of the January 16th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One…
Leave a CommentI did it again! Green Finds a Magnet Transcript This is a transcript of the January 15th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is excited…
1 CommentI am such a hack. It took me years to get to this one. Green Walks Into An Open Manhole Transcript This is a transcript…
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