Goo goo g’joob. I am the Walrus Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green enters confidently and…
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I’m sure he connected it to her personality. Road Worked Transcript This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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Always, and forever… 💖FUCK ICE💖 ICE vs. Cow Transcript This is a transcript of the February 5th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is outlining…
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The joke here relies on everyone understanding that Green is a psychopath. The Coming Storm Transcript This is a transcript of the January 30th, 2026,…
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They even sang the birthday song as well and it was horribly awkward. Fun times! Tough Sheet Transcript This is a transcript of the January…
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He’s a natural at this. Ever So Helpful Transcript This is a transcript of the January 22nd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is updating…
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Straight outta the Czech Republic, comin’ at you from the factory. The second most popular thing to come out of the Czech Republic that isn’t…
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Like and subscribe, I guess. Source: https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2026/01/15/lds-news-youtubes-mrbeast-touts/ What’s Trending: Beast Mode Transcript This is a transcript of the January 16th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One…
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I did it again! Green Finds a Magnet Transcript This is a transcript of the January 15th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is excited…
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I am such a hack. It took me years to get to this one. Green Walks Into An Open Manhole Transcript This is a transcript…
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It was either pretending he was Donkey Kong or he was in his “Hunter S. Thompson” phase. It’s hard to tell. Monkeying Around Transcript This…
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The only problem is that all the tape and glue are sample sizes. Budget Medical Transcript This is a transcript of the January 6th, 2026,…
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It’s like if there was a sequel to Goodfellas where they get into the White House, but instead of a movie it is real, we’re…
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Here I go being made about people’s wrong opinions about science fiction shows on New Years Eve. A Pluribus of Dunces Transcript This is a…
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A Christmas Horror Story. Like that other Bob Clark Christmas movie. You Will Be Visited by Three Spirits Transcript This is a transcript of the…
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Maybe if he’d stop gawping for air for a hearty chuckle every four words… Speak Jackass Transcript This is a transcript of the December 23rd,…
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Rest assured, Jon Del Arroz is a complete fuckass of a human being and you can quote me on that. He’s also a fucking idiot…
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Red, you continue to be the fucking dumbest box of shit out there. Steel Reserved Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16th, 2025,…
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Honking at a NRA member classifies as a “Stand your Ground” bingo space. Traffic is a right-wing tree blind, but with wheels. You Just Activated…
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Be sure to check out the ToS Agreement for Yahoo Chat from 1998 and then check out 1999. It’s totally there. Kick ASCII Transcript This…
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You brought this on yourself, AllyBear. Now the whole Discord is hopping mad. Reader Question: Frog Chat Transcript This is a transcript of the December…
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Good thing the guy asking the question was a friend or this would be really mean. Read Kevin’s book, The Errant Apprentice, right now. Reader…
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Red was asking for it, given that hostility. Carve That Turkey Transcript This is a transcript of the November 27th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…
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We really pulled this one out of our asses. Burning Question Transcript This is a transcript of the November 25th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…
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Can’t carry a tune because he’s bleeding out. Tone Death Transcript This is a transcript of the November 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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