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Green does not have many friends: Vol. 1

“How about a good, old fashioned hand jive?!” Green shouts into the distance as Red has abandoned him. “I wonder what his issue was?” he…

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What’s Trending: Herman Cain

The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast! Has anyone tried using Twitter for seances in a ghost show? It seems to work.…

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A Humorous Growth

Good friends are everything, they let you stay over, they feed you, and sometimes they feed you bullets.

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What’s Trending: Smash Mouth

What's Trending - Smash Mouth

COVID was a pretty wild time that we will never really escape, right? Haha. Sigh. What’s Trending: Smash Mouth Transcript The following is a transcript…

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What’s Trending – Tony Hawk

What's Trending - Tony Hawk

Soar, Birdman. Soar. What’s Trending – Tony Hawk Transcript The following is a transcript for this 10/2/2019 RGBots comic. Panel One Green is staring at his…

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Get Stuffed pt. 2

Before you anime fans get upset, please smell yourself so you have full context for our joke.

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Get Stuffed

That cushion was good for the pushin’, though.

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Autistic Expression

“I mean, I did dabble in watercolors once.”

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Magnetic Personality

Tapioca, to the tune of “Oklahoma.”

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Gag Gifts

The discount is even great on previously used anal beads.

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Manifesto

“… and another thing, I am tired of automated kiosks at McDonald’s. Whatever happened to service with a smile?”

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Eclipse

We really tried to avoid a stupid joke title like “Total Eclipse of the Fart.” You’re welcome.

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Anti-Vaxxers are Dumb

Being an anti-vaxxer parent is like raising a child on Dante Must Die-mode.

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Entrepreneurial Spirit

Enjoy the upcoming recession, folks.

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A Great Deal

All those rebates and discounts and you’re still worthless.

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Dread of a Duckdu

Green just totally fucking owned that red idiot. Dread of a Duckdu Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green…

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Commercial Break #1

RGBots get real. Commercial Break #1 Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green is speaking to the reader. Green:…

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Good Neighbots Make Good Electric Fences

Hawk shit, box office hits. Good Neighbots Make Good Electric Fences Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Red addresses…

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Gamer Comic

They are all Nintendo references because Nintendo makes the only good games, let’s be honest here. Gamer Comic Transcript The following is a transcript for…

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A Wild Hair

A bot has to have his standards. A Wild Hair Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green has raised…

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The Haunting

Imagine how goddamn cool it would be to chill with ghosts. The Haunting Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One…

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Yet another malfunction…

Have gun, will shut up.

Nothing like reposting hundreds of comics. Anyway, the RGBots are here to offer amusement. If you are not entertained, please write to them. Yet another…

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