Can’t carry a tune because he’s bleeding out. Tone Death Transcript This is a transcript of the November 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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We’ve all been in this situation where things become increasingly clear and someone has self identified. By the way, this is based on a conversation…
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This is some college-freshman-chatGPT-ass logic. Literary Classics: “The Metamorphosis” Transcript This is a transcript of the November 13th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is…
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Smells like road rage. About To Go Crazy Taxi Transcript This is a transcript of the November 11th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and…
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DON’T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? WE INVADED TWO COUNTRIES OVER THIS. Never Forget Transcript This is a transcript of the September 11th, 2025,…
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You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s…
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All good. Yep. Career Transitions Transcript This is a transcript of the August 20th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is asking Green a question.…
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Truly patrician taste. Film Studies Transcript This is a transcript of the June 17, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Black void background, with white text.…
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Did it work? Beside Oneself Transcript This is a transcript of the June 12, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is addressing the reader, Green:…
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Would you believe him if he stated those two facts were unrelated? Cool Robot Facts Transcript This is a transcript of the June 5, 2025,…
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Green has never been above taking home the leftover crackers from the restaurant table. Green Substitute Transcript This is a transcript of the March 7,…
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Like, what do you call a glowie from another country? True Colors Transcript This is a transcript of the March 6, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel…
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“Why can’t I have been rich first and famous second?” Parasocial Without Success Transcript This is a transcript of the February 27, 2025, RGBots comic.…
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If you identify with this comic you’re already on the council. Matching Uniforms Transcript This is a transcript of the February 25, 2025, RGBots comic.…
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Not inspired by anything actually experienced. Not at all. Essaycraft Transcript This is a transcript of the February 11, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Incoherent Transcript This is a transcript of the February 4, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red asks Green a question, Green just screams incoherently.…
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It’s the robot equivalent of a haircut. Weightloss the Hard Way Transcript This is a transcript of the January 23, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One…
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Big Tech ever goose-steps along. TikTok Sounds the Decline Transcript This is a transcript of the January 21, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and…
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Not gonna lie, today just fucking sucks. RIP David Lynch. Discovering your work as a kid changed my life. The Hours Are Not What They…
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Ever talked to someone with a praise kink? It’s exhausting. Good Boys and Girls Transcript This is a transcript of the January 14, 2025, RGBots…
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try to find a schedule or rhythm that works for me. Thanks for understanding. The Kickflip Principle of Governance Transcript This is a transcript of…
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Troy Baker is amazing in the role of Indiana Jones in the game Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, but seriously, the frequency and intensity…
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But has Green realized that the new Superman movie will come out in 2025? 2025 Vibes Transcript This is a transcript of the December 30,…
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Get the title? it’s because it is a discussion. Fight Salon Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16, 2024, RGBots comic. Panel One…
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More jobs should base hiring practices on freestyle rap verse. Job Interview Transcript This is a transcript of the December 13, 2024, RGBots comic. Panel…
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